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Chipchopper

Arroooo

A) What do you call a wolf that meditates ?. . . . B) Aware wolf!...
08:55 Fri 28th Oct 20166 answers, last by 1ozzy 10:13 Fri 28th Oct 2016
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andypipwilly

One For The Halloween Party

What do you call a ghost's mother and father? Transparents!...
09:45 Fri 28th Oct 20165 answers, last by marval 19:36 Fri 28th Oct 2016
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Chipchopper

Ladybird Spider...

Amazing, anyone see that on Autumn watch last night, it looked just like an eight legged fluffy dice...
18:23 Thu 27th Oct 201616 answers, last by ChillDoubt 10:36 Fri 28th Oct 2016
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1ozzy

Do People In The Uk...

...Embrace Halloween as much as the Americans? Here, Down Under, it is slowly becoming accepted. Not many "trick or treaters" as of yet but as each year goes bye it is slowly creeping into the Aussie...
07:27 Fri 28th Oct 201648 answers, last by jennyjoan 19:13 Fri 28th Oct 2016
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naomi24

Tony Blair Says Staying In The Eu Must Remain An Option

The former prime minister issues a rallying cry to Remain voters, urging them to "prise apart the alliance which gave us Brexit"....
09:19 Fri 28th Oct 201655 answers, last by david small 20:26 Sun 30th Oct 2016
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Patsy33

Plastic Surgery.

When I was growing up plastic surgery was a bit of a taboo subject, these days if you mention botox no one raises an eyebrow.:)
15:45 Thu 27th Oct 201618 answers, last by andypipwilly 20:02 Thu 27th Oct 2016
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Patsy33

Stopped By Police.

2 boys have been stopped by police for riding a vacuum cleaner down a steep hill a police spokesman said "those boys are Dyson with death":)...
09:23 Thu 27th Oct 20169 answers, last by weecalf 08:13 Fri 28th Oct 2016
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yogi-bear

People Say The Funniest Things

These are genuine clips from Dublin City Council complaint letters - so read and enjoy how others put their thoughts into words … 1. My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage...
16:22 Thu 27th Oct 201617 answers, last by andy-hughes 09:17 Fri 28th Oct 2016
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queenofmean

Well Well Well

Eye hospital went very well. The nurse I spoke to was of a similar age to myself and we are under the same team at the infirmary. We've been through similar experiences. We ended up having a chat and...
12:49 Thu 27th Oct 201619 answers, last by queenofmean 18:15 Thu 27th Oct 2016
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Chipchopper

Chicken Shed Mayhem

I went down to the hen house this morning after hearing some commotion and it was absolute pandemonium. The chickens had fled in terror and there was broken eggs running down the walls. I strongly...
17:54 Tue 25th Oct 201622 answers, last by Patsy33 09:28 Thu 27th Oct 2016
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anotheoldgit

Is It Now Time That This Talented Entertainer Made A Welcomed Come Back To Our Screens?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3876892/Michael-Barrymore-set-win-long-legal-battle-police.html...
08:34 Thu 27th Oct 201695 answers, last by andy-hughes 21:47 Sat 29th Oct 2016
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Jomlett

A B B A Collaboration Announced:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-37776505 Are they doing it for the money, money, money?...
14:52 Wed 26th Oct 201611 answers, last by mastercraft 23:08 Thu 27th Oct 2016
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CailinDeas

Refugees

REFUGEES They have no need of our help So do not tell me These haggard faces could belong to you or me Should life have dealt a different hand We need to see them for who they really are Chancers and...
07:49 Thu 27th Oct 201612 answers, last by naomi24 14:42 Thu 27th Oct 2016
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds

Thursday. A wee touch of frost this morning. Winter's chill tendrils are looking for targets. The session at the hospice went well...I think so anyway. Domesticity today, well, that's the plan anyway....
03:18 Thu 27th Oct 201679 answers, last by Patsy33 07:48 Thu 27th Oct 2016
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queenofmean

For Those Who Are Interested

Think my diabetes is back on track...nurse gave be a rocket the other day and I've learnt to trust my levemir - it's only taken 9 months! Got the eye hospital tomorrow - I think something's is up so...
17:58 Wed 26th Oct 201617 answers, last by hellywelly4 11:28 Thu 27th Oct 2016
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marval

Apparently

Apparently there is a new TV show starting next week. It is about a hospital that specialises in treatment for conditions caused by overweight. It is going to be called O.B.City...
18:33 Tue 25th Oct 20163 answers, last by andypipwilly 14:41 Wed 26th Oct 2016
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gordiescotland1

Does Anyone Remember The Usherettes In Cinemas With Torches?

Does anyone remember the usher and the usherettes at cinemas that would help people to their seats and control unruly behaviour in the cinema by shining their light on them. I went to the cinema...
09:10 Wed 26th Oct 201664 answers, last by DaisyNonna 23:13 Wed 26th Oct 2016
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Bazile

I'm Been Stalked By Shoes - 'help'

I recently was looking at shoes for a recent event . Now every day i'm been plagued by ads for shoes . Please help before i start having nightmares about them...
14:29 Fri 21st Oct 201629 answers, last by Bazile 15:59 Tue 25th Oct 2016
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yesterday

Crusader Crossword

Last one 8d Cleric finds container with uranium (6) C???t? Thanks...
14:09 Tue 25th Oct 20165 answers, last by Neveracrossword 14:11 Tue 25th Oct 2016
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yesterday

Crusader Crossword

4a Graduate is calm about vinegar (8) ???s???? 11a Remain running to right of sailor (7) ??r???? 13a Shy person beginning semi-upright (9) I???o???? 24d Question a sailor from the country (5) ??t??...
13:58 Tue 25th Oct 201610 answers, last by yesterday 14:08 Tue 25th Oct 2016

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