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Bazile
Well bless her soul . My mum on a few occasions used to tell me that during the war, Mr Churchill set the sea ablaze to thwart the Germans . I use to tell her that that was nonsense and where did she...
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Patsy33
My friend keeps saying, "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well..:)...
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roseandlily
While I appreciate there are a lot of people who like Autumn Watch, why should they take preference over those of us who like to watch University Challenge & Only Connect.. I know these programmes...
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patsimpson123
15d 9 letters I have a-o-a-i-e 10a 7 letters knock section f defence Is it remnant? 24a endlessly cite a share 5 letters I have --o-a 24d question a sailor from he country 5 letters I have --t-r Many...
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Patsy33
Me and my neighbour had a race to see who could put the washing out on the line the quickest. It was level pegging......
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marval
I took a lady out to dinner last night. She had chicken breasts and frogs legs. But a lovely personality!...
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Baldric
. . to be in the right place at the right time? https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/2034433/goliath-heron-takes-on-fish-eagle-in-epic-air-battle-at-zimanga-game-reserve/ Some supurb photgraphs imo....
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maggiebee
King Arthur noticed one of his best Knights was covered in boils so.......... He Lanced the Lot!...
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mikey4444
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-37732497 The first one is that women don't need a blood test, to see if they have started the menopause. My three brothers attest that a blood test is entirely...
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Tilly2
For the last few weeks, my elbows have begun to ache during the latter part of the day. By the time I go to bed they are really uncomfortable and I find it difficult to get to sleep. Is there a...
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waterboatman
Monday. Back to whatever passes for normal. Apart from the dinner Friday evening it was a great weekend. Sadly, it was the last one. The organisers have decided to call it a day. It is almost a full...
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Trussell
a 5 letter answer of an animal that hibernates, is required to "In your lawn?" Thought of 'Moles' but they do not hibernate and none of the other answers is plural. Any suggestions would be most...
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Patsy33
Just been doing the shopping with my wife in Tescos. Out of the blue she called me a lazy barstard..... Well! I nearly fell out the trolly!...
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Fibonacci
So many wonderful funny moments for which you will be remembered and greatly missed. RIP.
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Patsy33
https://g.co/kgs/Oh0eKU...
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TWR
Did you watch the J.R Show last night? what did you think of Phil Colins?
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trt
My cleaner is leaving next week, as she is having a baby. She only does 2hours every 10 days, but she has been with me for 18 months, and a nice woman. Any ideas please, about £20.00....
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Patsy33
You know a man's a bad dancer when he keeps stepping on Dolly Parton's feet.......
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Patsy33
A chap goes into shop and asked if a one armed sailor worked there. A man replied, "It's not me, I'm a Wholesaler"..........
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seekeerz
Good morning everyone - well I hope it's good where ever you are cos it's pretty miserable here - we've gone right back to Winter and I thought I was safe putting away the woollies ....ha !! Right, on...

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