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Lotto

A woman gets home, whirls her car into the driveway, runs into the house, slams the door and shouts at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!" The husband says, "Oh my God!...
18:31 Tue 09th Aug 20162 answers, last by Patsy33 22:38 Tue 09th Aug 2016
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Patsy33

Cryptics

1.An angry twister. Is it relative? (1,6) 2.Its a great deal I have, which is immense. (7) 3.Currently, at this location, but not in any place? (7) 4.Normal without bend about after a quarter of two...
22:19 Tue 09th Aug 20167 answers, last by Patsy33 22:28 Tue 09th Aug 2016
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hugibare

Brain Freeze

24d. stuck on this last one, Number left when abbreviated? ?i?t?
16:35 Tue 09th Aug 20169 answers, last by scorpiojo 18:54 Tue 09th Aug 2016
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marval

I Don't

I don't think there will ever be an edible version of scrabble. Having said that, someone will probably go away now and make me eat my words....
16:46 Tue 09th Aug 20165 answers, last by marval 20:41 Tue 09th Aug 2016
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jackson

Learning Tree

Does anyone recall their children having a book called The LearningTree (30 plus years ago?) Would love to track it down as it was such a favourite Thank you
15:39 Tue 09th Aug 20163 answers, last by jourdain2 16:38 Tue 09th Aug 2016
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Baldric

You Couldn't Make It Up!

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/1577020/bonkers-council-accused-of-wasting-money-as-roadside-parking-bays-in-plymouth-leave-road-too-narrow-for-cars/...
15:59 Tue 09th Aug 20163 answers, last by -Talbot- 16:06 Tue 09th Aug 2016
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melv16

New Radio Show

The BBC are producing a new radio show featuring Ed Balls and Sarah Cox as the presenters. They are still contemplating what to call it;-)
17:13 Mon 08th Aug 20168 answers, last by melv16 14:00 Thu 18th Aug 2016
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Dreamsandlove

Most Embarrassing Story?

Just wanting a really good laugh. You guys cheered me up before hearing your worst jobs. What's your most embarrassing stories? Mines: so I was at my crushes house, 1st date...candle lit meal. All...
11:11 Tue 09th Aug 201652 answers, last by Georgiesmum 17:55 Tue 09th Aug 2016
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maggiebee

Happy, Happy, Happy

So happy and proud today of my two eldest grandchildren. Exams results out and the eldest with "A"s in Physics, Chemistry, English, Design Portfolio and a "B" in Maths is off to Strathclyde University...
08:36 Tue 09th Aug 201623 answers, last by granny grump 21:30 Tue 09th Aug 2016
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killiegirl

Funday Tuesday

9d Hit,strike (4) ?E?T -- on the 19th July in the Funday Xword, the same clue and the same letters came up, wish I knew what the answer was - Belt, Pelt or Beat, any more??
11:09 Tue 09th Aug 201611 answers, last by BilSuth 00:29 Wed 10th Aug 2016
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sinderella

Who Should I Complain Too?

At the post office today an elderly man was stood waiting for a window and he had not seen the q here sign ,as had the lady stood behind him. The manager of the post office had a comical interlude in...
22:02 Mon 08th Aug 201614 answers, last by sinderella 21:05 Tue 09th Aug 2016
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marval

Now-Agra

After several disastrous attempts to synchronise his own and his wife's libido with the delayed-action effects of Viagra, Tom the Bus Driver was delighted to hear about a new product called Now-Agra....
21:26 Mon 08th Aug 20162 answers, last by Patsy33 22:02 Mon 08th Aug 2016
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marval

No Nudity

The young bride's mother had some old-fashioned ideas of marriage, and passed them on to her daughter. "Never let your husband see you in the nude," she advised. "You should always wear something."...
17:32 Mon 08th Aug 20164 answers, last by Patsy33 20:50 Mon 08th Aug 2016
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DTCwordfan

Olympic Books For Summer Reading

“How to Win at the Olympics” by Vick Tori. “How to Do Gymnastics” by Tom E. Tuck. “The Marathon” by Will E. Makit. “The Olympic Trials” by Willy Qualify....
16:08 Mon 08th Aug 20164 answers, last by -SharonA- 20:52 Mon 08th Aug 2016
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-Talbot-

Converting To Islam

Some chap called Abdi has sent me a Tweet asking me to convert to Islam. He says I will find peace Should I take him up on his request?...
08:34 Mon 08th Aug 201615 answers, last by Bazile 11:45 Mon 08th Aug 2016
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marval

I Saw

I saw a dwarf today wearing a fez, saying, "Just like that," as he got into his car. I think it was a Mini Cooper....
14:05 Sun 07th Aug 20162 answers, last by cupid04 13:08 Mon 08th Aug 2016
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marval

I Went

I went to the royal Albert hall last night,it was full of pushchairs. It was last night of the prams!...
14:45 Sun 07th Aug 20164 answers, last by Baldric 13:07 Mon 08th Aug 2016
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Patsy33

Judge

I was in court the other day and the Judge said to me "Have you ever been up before me?" I replied, "I'm not sure, what time do you normally wake up?:)...
08:29 Sun 07th Aug 20166 answers, last by 1ozzy 06:45 Mon 08th Aug 2016
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ginger/blue

Mos

10 across:- recovers from a session of drinking 6,2 ?o?e?s up 15 across:- daydream 7 ?e?e?i Many thanks Ginger...
13:03 Sun 07th Aug 20162 answers, last by Patsy33 13:04 Sun 07th Aug 2016
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marval

Anyone Want?

Anyone want my collection of Chiropractor Monthly? I've got a load of back issues....
21:50 Sat 06th Aug 201611 answers, last by Patsy33 11:13 Sun 07th Aug 2016

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