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Dreamsandlove

What Kind Of People Do You Hate To Be Around

We all know someone or have friends who are like emotional vampires and drain the happiness from you. What things do they do that drains you? Be interesting to know what things bother others....
06:11 Sat 30th Jul 201654 answers, last by Dreamsandlove 18:30 Sun 31st Jul 2016
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Patsy33

Stolen.

My mate David had his id stolen the other day. Now we just call him Dav.....
11:21 Sat 30th Jul 20162 answers, last by Patsy33 15:40 Sat 30th Jul 2016
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Patsy33

Low Blood Pressure

Been feeling a little weak and shaky last couple of days. I took my blood pressure this afternoon and it was 95/55. I think that's a bit too low? Can anyone advise?...
19:56 Thu 28th Jul 201613 answers, last by Patsy33 22:18 Fri 29th Jul 2016
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Postdog

Baths Latest.

She reckons she home Monday, so be warned.
14:27 Sat 02nd Jul 201629 answers, last by Bathsheba2 01:10 Sat 30th Jul 2016
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marval

I Bought

I bought a walking stick off a mate in the pub, but I think it's broken. It hasn't walked once....
17:26 Fri 29th Jul 20164 answers, last by marval 21:24 Fri 29th Jul 2016
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BAKERS DOZEN

Win Win Win

Won £5,ooo this morning on radio competition. How great is that? I was in the waiting room at the Eye Hospital for a check up after my operation and really wanted to shout it out. Everyone else on...
11:31 Fri 29th Jul 201623 answers, last by Patsy33 19:10 Fri 29th Jul 2016
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Patsy33

Reluctant.

Mr. Tickle couldn't wait to marry the girl of his dreams. However, Tess was reluctant to take his surname.. ....
18:33 Fri 29th Jul 20165 answers, last by frugalfred 16:08 Sat 30th Jul 2016
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dannyk13

Aber Win

Just opened my mail and found a cheque for £50 for Telegraph weekly prize....
11:47 Fri 29th Jul 201645 answers, last by scorpiojo 14:08 Wed 03rd Aug 2016
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Chipchopper

Fez's Off To Tommy

A guy walks into a psychiatrists office wearing shorts made out of cling film. The shrink looks at him and says..."well, I can clearly see you're nuts"....
20:59 Thu 28th Jul 201622 answers, last by Patsy33 22:35 Thu 28th Jul 2016
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Tuvok

Local Quiz - 31 July

Answers are Oscar winners 3 Slink wet tea 4 Curb natal rest 7 Sore built jar 8 Could as pifle 20 Ace coal sing 22 Pick vane yes 23 Cruel row less 24 An egg or errs 28 Lead windy aisle 29 Juan jin...
21:57 Thu 28th Jul 201622 answers, last by Tuvok 20:29 Sun 31st Jul 2016
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piggynose

Lucky Moggie

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-36912549...
20:13 Thu 28th Jul 20165 answers, last by jambutty 18:10 Fri 29th Jul 2016
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marval

How To Get Rid Of Cold Callers

The phone rang as we were sitting down to dinner. I answered it and was greeted with, "Is this William Wagenhoss?" This didn't sound anything like my name, so I asked, "Who is calling?" The...
20:51 Thu 28th Jul 201612 answers, last by ChillDoubt 21:07 Thu 28th Jul 2016
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Baldric

Someone Had To Do It

http://www.xmasclock.com/...
20:55 Thu 28th Jul 20161 answer, last by Patsy33 21:00 Thu 28th Jul 2016
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Dreamsandlove

Parents...what Would You Do If Your Child...

A - threw marbles in someone's face who was playing with them. Would you tell them off? Or say nothing at all to your child? B - was sitting at the dinner table and was crying for food on the guests...
15:58 Thu 28th Jul 201629 answers, last by Mamyalynne 11:32 Fri 29th Jul 2016
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andypipwilly

Stumped Again

Fred the dog; B????? (6) The answer is not Beagle...
10:54 Thu 28th Jul 201653 answers, last by andypipwilly 14:36 Mon 01st Aug 2016
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Patsy33

Not So Funny...

My husband thought he was being funny when he suggested I wash my knickers in Slim Fast. He said it might reduce the size of my fat ***! So, next morning as he was looking for a pair of his pants...
11:00 Thu 28th Jul 20163 answers, last by marval 15:31 Thu 28th Jul 2016
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burgess3334

Dm Thursday

I have A?A?I?E but that is as far as I can go
13:53 Thu 28th Jul 201613 answers, last by dannyk13 14:17 Thu 28th Jul 2016
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Patsy33

Left Overs.

House party- there's always one left over in the morning! Lying on the floor behind the sofa, legless, can't stand! Asked where he lived then dragged him up, pulled him down the path to the car,...
10:18 Wed 27th Jul 20168 answers, last by Patsy33 10:52 Thu 28th Jul 2016
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marval

The Will

Morris had died. His lawyer is standing before the family and reads out Morris' Last Will and Testament. "To my dear wife Esther, I leave the house, 150 acres of land, and 1 million pounds. To my son...
21:05 Wed 27th Jul 20162 answers, last by Patsy33 10:50 Thu 28th Jul 2016
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Dreamsandlove

How To Make Yourself Look Older

I'm almost 30. People always tell me I look far younger, while its a compliment I want to look older instead of being mistake for a 20 year old. What makes someone look older?
03:07 Thu 28th Jul 201619 answers, last by Patsy33 10:48 Thu 28th Jul 2016

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