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Cryptic

1.Set about more than once, the pest!(6) 2.Gem sounds like an entrance (4) 3.Somehow, made alcohol (4)...
21:56 Wed 27th Jul 20167 answers, last by JJ109 22:16 Wed 27th Jul 2016
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Patsy33

Cryptic. ( For Fun)

1.Ivy's cut back to show her figure.(4) 2.Leave a horse the French might use under water.(7) 3.Young lady is; Point 1, very silent, I see a flower.(11) 4.A month to exist possibly? (5) 5.He would like...
14:58 Wed 27th Jul 201611 answers, last by Patsy33 20:00 Wed 27th Jul 2016
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ToraToraTora

Blackberries.......

just had a delicious punnet of blackberries from ASDA, every one delicious. Took me back to when as kids we'd go picking them from the brambles and occasionally I'd get one as good as the ones in my...
14:11 Wed 27th Jul 20168 answers, last by diddlydo 13:19 Thu 28th Jul 2016
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bodeker

Where Are The Handbags?

I am always curious when I see female politicians and they never have a handbag with them, I could never go out without all my bits and pieces. Even the basics of tissues and a hairbrush is needed !...
11:03 Wed 27th Jul 201625 answers, last by Peter Pedant 18:55 Wed 27th Jul 2016
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Patsy33

As I Suspected!

I suspected for sometime that my female boss was a bloke, so today as she bent over I put my hand up her skirt to check. Just like I thought....I got the sack!:)...
15:07 Mon 25th Jul 20163 answers, last by Patsy33 09:55 Wed 27th Jul 2016
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Chipchopper

Hair Today Gone Tomorrow

I opened up a barber shop in Venice. Didn't get much trade, even though I had one of those red and white poles outside....
18:57 Tue 26th Jul 20166 answers, last by mallyh 06:41 Wed 27th Jul 2016
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maggiebee

Bowled Over

I have just opened a shop in West Indies selling glass bowls..... Pyrex of the Caribbean ......
09:15 Tue 26th Jul 20167 answers, last by EDDIE51 19:06 Tue 26th Jul 2016
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sixpence999

Gardening

Would appreciate a bit of help 14. Page puffer (4,6) 21. Push side (6) 26. Tights bobbin (4,4) 29. Bowie's was laughing (5) Many thanks...
15:50 Tue 26th Jul 20167 answers, last by sixpence999 17:55 Tue 26th Jul 2016
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fiction-factory

Welcome Back Peter Pedant

As above
11:48 Mon 25th Jul 201668 answers, last by Peter Pedant 07:00 Tue 26th Jul 2016
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Bathsheba

I'm At It Again....

...getting all shocked and indignant...and thank goodness the Bee Gees wrote them both!! Or should I say wrote IT? :) Baths x x x...
15:47 Mon 25th Jul 201630 answers, last by scorpiojo 02:11 Wed 27th Jul 2016
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Birdfeeder

Let's Go Camping

I need help with these two please 27 Daily maid solid fuel 44 They have it in a meeting prepares for holiday...
12:33 Mon 25th Jul 201610 answers, last by rosmarinus 09:38 Tue 09th Aug 2016
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tobyboy1

Find The Names Of Racehorses

1, head teacher ,take it away 2,went, insignificant place ,firmly fixed 3 a stroll, accompany ,--spiritual beings 4,personal appearance ,under roof tiles 5, courageous ,end of coat sleeves thanks...
11:23 Mon 25th Jul 201610 answers, last by RetroChic2 14:58 Mon 25th Jul 2016
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DSJ

Warning - Lottery Ticket Pay-Out

I have just had a rather unpleasant experience in my local supermarket and thwish to warn others to always, always check their lottery tickets. I buy an eight-week lottery ticket, one line on...
13:29 Thu 07th Jul 201630 answers, last by trt 10:36 Mon 25th Jul 2016
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Shaglene

Children Writing About The Ocean............

1) - This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly, age 6 ) 2 ) - Oysters' balls are called pearls. (Jerry, age 6) 3) - If you are surrounded by ocean, you are an island. If you...
08:30 Mon 25th Jul 20165 answers, last by chanel5 09:14 Tue 26th Jul 2016
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retrocop

Arabs And A Rabbi

Two Arabs boarded a flight out of London. One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, a Rabbi sat down in the aisle seat. After takeoff, the Rabbi...
19:08 Sun 24th Jul 20162 answers, last by Patsy33 19:51 Sun 24th Jul 2016
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marval

Oops

A young woman was suffering badly from hay fever. She was going to a fancy dinner party that night and figured she would need at least two handkerchiefs to get her through the evening. She didn't have...
13:21 Sun 24th Jul 20161 answer, last by Patsy33 17:03 Sun 24th Jul 2016
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Patsy33

A Change.

How do you know your husband is a transvestite? When he wants to eat, drink and be Mary.....
08:53 Sun 24th Jul 20164 answers, last by Patsy33 16:59 Sun 24th Jul 2016
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Zacs-Master

What On Earth Is Happening Here!

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16:36 Sun 24th Jul 201616 answers, last by jennyjoan 01:10 Mon 25th Jul 2016
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wynlucky

Mos You Mag

9A.23A&3D Proverb which advises forethought....(4,6,3,4) And 14a.5d Proverb almost certainly coined by a pessimist (2,5,5,3,2,5) Thanks I hate the poverb ones lol...
08:55 Sun 24th Jul 20164 answers, last by cleodog 11:03 Sun 24th Jul 2016
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Albertthehorse

23A Conscious Element Ending In Grudge Match. (3)

I have E?O. Several answers occur, but why?
08:54 Sun 24th Jul 20163 answers, last by scorpiojo 08:58 Sun 24th Jul 2016

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