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A Good Deal.

Just been to Tescos and swapped 50 raisins for 100 sultanas. Can't believe the currant exchange rate!......
23:42 Wed 20th Jul 20168 answers, last by Berniecuddles2 20:10 Thu 21st Jul 2016
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hc4361

Hotel Inspector

Anyone see tonight's episode? Brian Potter has left Phoenix Nights and is running a hotel in Devon
22:26 Wed 20th Jul 201613 answers, last by andy-hughes 19:33 Sat 23rd Jul 2016
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Patsy33

Stolen.

Someone stole my Microsoft Office and they're gonna pay! You have my Word.....
17:27 Wed 20th Jul 20168 answers, last by marval 20:26 Wed 20th Jul 2016
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Nahameb

Help, Please! Water Coming Through Downstairs From Upstairs Bathroom!

Hi! Ran the bath tap upstairs. The water stopped so we turned the tap off and back on again. Nothing but we could hear water running; it was coming through the light fitting in the room below and...
20:00 Tue 19th Jul 201610 answers, last by Old_Geezer 11:41 Wed 20th Jul 2016
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Patsy33

Distracted.

I get distracted at the deli meat counter. It must be my short attention spam........
09:17 Tue 19th Jul 20163 answers, last by Patsy33 18:34 Tue 19th Jul 2016
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Mamyalynne

♫ Happy Birthday Lie-In King ♫

Hope your day is special ♥ Purrrrr! http://tinyurl.com/zksgbxm M ♥...
22:59 Mon 18th Jul 201634 answers, last by Lie-in King 23:32 Tue 19th Jul 2016
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cally04

Green And Nasty

not a crossword but a prize winning question on the radio, you have to guess the question...the answer is green, the clue is nasty. ideas please
19:25 Mon 18th Jul 20166 answers, last by erb56 18:28 Tue 19th Jul 2016
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-SharonA-

Tough Life

I grew up in a tough area. When i was a kid, people used to cover me in chocolate and cream then put a cherry on my head... Life was tough in the gateau....
11:07 Mon 18th Jul 20167 answers, last by Quoi 21:56 Mon 18th Jul 2016
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Luv_The_Doc

It's Beautiful On The Coast ...

... just got home, it's absolutely baking, and a bit humid. Have joined B on the back patio where he's flaked out on a sunbed. Next door's teenage boy is almost falling out of their roof-window, he...
14:56 Mon 18th Jul 2016196 answers, last by Wacker1111 00:09 Mon 25th Jul 2016
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marval

The Dog Did It

I had worked late and my Labrador was so overjoyed to see me arrive home that he jumped up just as I leaned down. Our heads collided and I sported an impressive shiner for several weeks. I had to...
20:59 Sun 17th Jul 20161 answer, last by Patsy33 07:26 Mon 18th Jul 2016
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alifos

Tel Prize Gk

Can't find this anywheres ... Ancient city on Nile A?Y?T.
07:13 Mon 18th Jul 20166 answers, last by seekeerz 07:23 Mon 18th Jul 2016
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Echobongo

Irish Sunday Business Post

2 Down. 'In which to place a dead judge or jury member '(5,4) - I have C?U?T?O?B Is it COURT ?...
19:49 Sun 17th Jul 20162 answers, last by Oldred 19:51 Sun 17th Jul 2016
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Smowball

My Pregnant Daughters Gone Into Labour!!

She's in the delivery room now but could be hours yet. She lives three hours away so fingers crossed I'll be meeting my new granddaughter in the morning. So excited!!
14:48 Sun 17th Jul 201691 answers, last by albaqwerty 10:31 Mon 18th Jul 2016
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marval

Why?

Why did the baker add Viagra to his flour? He'd run out of self-raising!...
16:49 Sun 17th Jul 201614 answers, last by Patsy33 17:44 Sun 17th Jul 2016
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Ann

Happy Birthday Cupid04

Happy Birthday Cupid - have a super day xx
23:09 Sat 16th Jul 201631 answers, last by 1ozzy 22:31 Sun 17th Jul 2016
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retrocop

Important Tax Return

This example shows the importance of accuracy in your tax return. HMRC has returned the Tax Return to a man in Evesham after he apparently answered one of the questions incorrectly. In response to the...
09:53 Sun 17th Jul 201617 answers, last by zebo 20:54 Mon 18th Jul 2016
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marval

What Do You Get?

What do you get when you cross A fawn with a hornet? Bambee. A canary with a mole? A miner bird. A pig with a cactus? A porkerpine. A cat with a lemon? A sourpuss. A banana with a red silk dress? A...
14:18 Sat 16th Jul 20163 answers, last by Butterbun 21:40 Sat 16th Jul 2016
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Luv_The_Doc

Happy (65Th) Birthday Baldric

Just nipped in to post this, I sure he won't mind me mentioning it's his 65th, although he might object to the Avatar, still it's only for one day and he did have a sense of humour last time I looked
23:43 Fri 15th Jul 201649 answers, last by retrocop 23:56 Sat 16th Jul 2016
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Patsy33

Claustrophobic.

I get really claustrophobic in elevators. I've now started taking steps to avoid it.
21:57 Fri 15th Jul 20167 answers, last by marval 11:26 Sat 16th Jul 2016
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cupid04

Beavers.

Q] Why do beavers spend a fortune on the internet? A] Because they never want to log off....
13:43 Fri 15th Jul 20164 answers, last by marval 14:18 Fri 15th Jul 2016

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