My son sent me a link from Daily Telegraph tonight, warning people that Ibuprofen can cause heart failure. ( Sorry can't do the link) I won't be taking them again. Probably just stick to Paracetamol,...
.... to get excited, when the missus is at work and the new vacuum cleaner gets delivered?? I have this uncontrollable urge to vacuum the whole house .... someone shoot me NOW !!!! I've done all...
A biker goes to the doctor with hearing problems. "Can you describe
the symptoms to me?" asked the doctor.
"Yes. Homer is a fat yellow lazy slob and Marge is a skinny bird
with big blue hair."...
So Paddy asks Murphy: "Why do scuba divers always fall backwards off
their boats?"
To which Murphy replies, "Well, if they fell forward they'd still be
in the ***n' boat!"...
We did sex education at school, and were shown various films on the Subject. One I especially remember was called, "How to put on a condom." So when the time came, and I was in the position to try out...
Why is it that names of double acts only sound correct the right way round? McCartney and Lennon, Wise and Morecambe, Garfunkel and Simon ........ they just don't sound right ..... Saunders and...
Here we go for Friday, a caption comp....
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Mine: "What, Ann Widdecombe is on the loose again?"...
I had a text from my wife earlier saying she was in casualty. Well, I watched the whole 50 minutes and I haven't seen her once. I'm still waiting and I'm starving!....
I opened a small accountancy practice which I named 'Counts'.
Business was pretty poor until I realised that the 'o' had fallen off the sign outside the office....
A seafood restaurant had a sign in the window that read, "Big Lobster Tales, £5 each." Amazed at the great value, a man stopped in and asked the waitress, "Five pounds each for lobster tails. Is that...
on time, great, casts were off in about 10 minutes, had a chat with the Physios who are not too bothered for a couple of days but have come up with some useful literature to get US started, he'll love...
If we are 3rd out of eight these are 1st and 4th (7,4) You can exercise with it or you can eat it (4,4) The ability to sing any note without assistance (7,5) Anglers pal from Fleetwood (10,6) Thanks...
I am looking for a really good instant coffee which does not pretend it is real coffee with bogus froth on the top and bogus grounds in the bottom. I'll pay what it costs, but I'd like something...
Just that. She's in for an operation Thursday. All the best dear xxx. See you on the other side. Already arranged for a bouquet of calves liver to be delivered on your return....
If this 'item' has so much contempt for the men and women who died in order for her to enjoy freedom then it is high time she was deprived of it for quite a few years. God help her kids. A disgusting...
