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arjay
A rich man has justified his marriage to 16 women by pointing out that the marriage service states that it is 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better, 4worse
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Patsy33
I suffer from acid reflux from time to time and for the most part is controlled with omeprazole. The last couple of days, when I breathe in my breast bone and back feels sore. It's probably inflamed...
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marval
What happens if you swallow uranium? You get atomic ache....
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canyouhelp?
dangle, pamper, donate, kennel and timely...
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Patsy33
Hi Ed, because I've only just corrected my old email, I have lost email responses of any best answers. Not sure if I do have any- but would like to see. Is there a way of getting them up?(not very...
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Patsy33
Hi Ed, I need to change my email address on my private details. Unfortunately, I've forgotten my password word! Any suggestions?...
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retrocop
Wiremu, a New Zealander, was on the dole in Australia but about to fly home to watch the Rugby World Cup and was not feeling well, so he decided to see a doctor. "Hey doc, I dun't feel so good, ey!"...
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Patsy33
What do you call a flying primate? A hot air baboon..........
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roopower
All answers are things found in a garden. 74 The way to madness 5,7 Would like to make it crazy paving but this is 5,6 can't find anything else that might do. Any suggestions, please?...
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NoMercy
I hope you have a fantastic day. I'll always remember the AB meet up 3 years ago. Xx...
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dorothymeta
2 or 3 times every night I wake up with pains in whole of legs - not bad but very annoying. Also same umber of awakenings with VERY dry mouth. Does anyone have any remedies for these? Don't last long...
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marval
I had been worrying about my geography exam for a long time. When I sat down to take it, the first question read; "What is the correct term for any wind that blows between 4 and 30 miles per hour?" I...
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marval
When Ali, the sheik's most devoted eunuch, died unexpectedly in the middle of the night, the potentate's teenaged son asked his father how this unhappy event had come to pass. "My son," said the...
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Patsy33
1.Reveal I ruined her (7) 2.Damaged listener has boy to make sense (6) 3.Left bend she finds abroad (8) 4.Word play has young adolescent excited, out of this world! (7) 5.File a grand quietly somehow,...
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Birdfeeder
Help!!!please. Does anyone know if the solar powered animal repellers work and if so do they also deter hedgehogs (I don't want to do this)? Recently each morning I go out to find that I have been...
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porilo
Any help on my last one please? 5d: Is Roger's response when flying, OK? (5) I have W?L?O and I think those letters are correct....
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trt
She is 42yrs old, married with one 5yr old boy, husband works abroad. Her headaches started on and off about 4/5 months, until it got to the stage where she had them most of the day, everyday. Her...
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marval
An older couple are playing in the annual club championship. They are playing in a playoff hole and it is down to a 6 inch putt that the wife has to make. She takes her stance and her husband can see...
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fender62
funny talented lady http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-36694598...
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Baldric
...been sat out on the rear patio for a couple of hours, bit of a suntrap, it's been lovely, very hot. Just had to make a run for it with Laptop and other bits, went from sun to torrential rain in...

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