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Togo

England Vs Iceland

What the hell is going on?
19:24 Mon 27th Jun 2016136 answers, last by Togo 18:36 Tue 28th Jun 2016
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Patsy33

Cobwebs.

I cleaned the attic out with my wife the other day. I'm still trying to get all the cobwebs out of her hair now......
19:34 Sun 26th Jun 20165 answers, last by Patsy33 17:45 Mon 27th Jun 2016
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Bathsheba

Bilateral Salpingo-Oopherectomy

plus hysterectomy. Anyone had one? Did look in Search, but found one from 2013 which didn't inspire me.... Baths x x x...
09:23 Sat 25th Jun 201660 answers, last by Bathsheba 08:52 Tue 28th Jun 2016
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Baldric

Oh Boy, Do I Feel ....

.... good. I've just had a haircut and beard trim (No. 4 all over) done by the girls, they're both at home today, then been thrown in the shower, plaster casts covered in carrier bags (Waitrose of...
14:00 Mon 27th Jun 201632 answers, last by Luv_The_Doc 20:28 Mon 27th Jun 2016
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paris81

Clothes Quiz All Are Types Of Clothing. E,g Part Of A Car = Bonnet

3- former prime minister 8.8 6- Crimea war battle 9 29- add numbers for these 4.5 30 - Spanish dance 6 34- sounds like you squander the cover 9 37- quarrels 5 38- use this approach and your doubly...
22:30 Sun 26th Jun 201620 answers, last by Mamyalynne 23:04 Sun 26th Jun 2016
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Patsy33

Cryptics

1.Cut back dog-end maybe? (7) 2.The nobleman can go before Alice Cooper and be responsible. (11) 3.I am pretending to be striking.(8) 4.Dear horse is confused but sharp! (6)...
20:51 Sun 26th Jun 20165 answers, last by Patsy33 21:04 Sun 26th Jun 2016
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Patsy33

Not Welcome.

Four fonts walk into a bar. The barman shouts, "Oi, we don't want your type in here!"...
18:58 Sat 25th Jun 20166 answers, last by maggiebee 10:32 Mon 27th Jun 2016
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jourdain2

A Sad Day.

I thought we were winning with our little Minette, she was comfortable, strolling in the sunshine and had begun to eat much better (poached chicken and a bowl of double cream a day), but this morning...
16:14 Sun 26th Jun 201633 answers, last by jourdain2 22:06 Mon 27th Jun 2016
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mikey4444

Greece Is Now In Australia Apparently !

Yesterday, I was in Morrisons and really fancied a bottle of Retsina, to go with the smoked haddock that I was going to have for my dinner. I remember those wonderful oily Retsinas from my youth,...
06:44 Sun 26th Jun 201629 answers, last by Old_Geezer 11:28 Sun 26th Jun 2016
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Patsy33

Cryptic

1.The winner is silver, fresh almost, to drink. (9) 2.Fling one before barrier to scold. (9) 3.Trunk now needs investigating. A hidden secret? (7) 4.Young lady almost stood before head to make...
22:10 Sat 25th Jun 20167 answers, last by scorpiojo 22:17 Sat 25th Jun 2016
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Luv_The_Doc

Apologies To All For Not Keeping You Updated But ...

Baldric has been in hospital since late Tuesday evening, seems a nasty little bug (all I know so far) could have been hanging around since his accident 5 weeks ago and laid him out on Tues. Evening....
15:05 Sat 25th Jun 201664 answers, last by sandyRoe 11:46 Sun 26th Jun 2016
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Patsy33

Breast Stroke.

Just been swimming. Can anyone tell me why I hardly move when doing the breast stroke? It's a bit embarrassing! I move faster doing side stroke. What am I doing wrong?....
13:37 Sat 25th Jun 20167 answers, last by Patsy33 16:28 Sat 25th Jun 2016
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Patsy33

Beware.

Never go out with a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.
22:59 Fri 24th Jun 201610 answers, last by cupid04 14:31 Sat 25th Jun 2016
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Samuraisan

Maybe I Am Wrong

But surely it is grammatically incorrect to answer " how iare you " with "I am good " ?...
20:47 Fri 24th Jun 201624 answers, last by Old_Geezer 21:21 Fri 24th Jun 2016
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-SharonA-

Just Fell Down Stairs

I have just fallen down the stairs carrying a tin of paint, it's OK, I'm not really hurt just feeling a bit emulsional.
20:51 Fri 24th Jun 20166 answers, last by Chipchopper 21:57 Fri 24th Jun 2016
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maggiebee

Eh?

A man has been found guilty of overusing commas. The judge warned him to expect a very long sentence....
20:49 Fri 24th Jun 20166 answers, last by zebo 21:01 Sat 25th Jun 2016
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Patsy33

Cryptic

Number is obscene? (5)
17:04 Fri 24th Jun 20166 answers, last by fiction-factory 19:10 Fri 24th Jun 2016
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mglencoe

Trees

1.found in the holy book and holy land (5) 2.power for the french (6) 3.cowardly corpse (10) 4. mother piggy bar one (8)...
16:46 Fri 24th Jun 20166 answers, last by Captain2 16:53 Fri 24th Jun 2016
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Patsy33

Password.

What was Forrest Gump's email password? "1forrest"...
14:52 Fri 24th Jun 20161 answer, last by Patsy33 14:56 Fri 24th Jun 2016
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Caran

Cleaning Teeth

I read a hint about cleaning teeth a week ago. It said using coconut oil would really make a difference. I tried it today. I had already cleaned my teeth this morning but about lunch time I thought...
23:21 Thu 23rd Jun 201623 answers, last by Caran 21:08 Fri 24th Jun 2016

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