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I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost 3 days already....
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Caran
Went to hospital today. He had an X-ray then saw the consultant. All the cancer has gone. He has a 60% chance of living 5 years. That takes into account the cancer and all other things in life. The...
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ladybirder
A first for me and my new garden. Mum has been coming on her own for some time now and taking chunks of fat balls away with her but today she brought her baby with her, Made my day. Anyone else...
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-Talbot-
My landing isn't working properly.
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Patsy33
My tailor is happy to make my trousers, or sew it seams......
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Patsy33
I know a pun about Beethoven, but I won't say it, as, it will only fall on deaf ears...
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mikey4444
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-eu-referendum-36536058 Just when you thought that this bloody Referendum business couldn't get any loonier !...
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nailit
Never heard before that a frozen shoulder could be linked to diabetes... Been the doctors this morning with a frozen shoulder, Ive had it since before Christmas and hoped it would right itself, it...
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Shaglene
I live next door to a mosque. I have a husky. He is very nice and does not bite. I do have complaints from the Imam next door. I don't know why. Do you see a problem? –...
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dannyk13
Just opened my mail and found a cheque for £50 for winning the Telegraph weekly prize....
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Patsy33
If an earl is awarded an OBE, does that make him an earlobe?
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Patsy33
A truck loaded with Vicks VapoRub overturned on the motorway. Police confirmed there will be no congestion for 8 hours...
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Patsy33
I will start group meetings for people with OCD......Not because I have it, but surely someone will get the urge to start cleaning!
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crossgates
Notes herb gets in a mess 8 letters billionaire Donald finds jack is invaluable resource 5/4 letters thanks
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Patsy33
Collateral damage will change pub?(5,5)
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NISAR1
Hello, Just wanting some advice on some health issues I have. I seem to have shortness of breath, cough up mucus, wheezing and tightness in chest every morning and my nose feels congested when I am...
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gness
....I bought an Irish Lottery ticket....with the help of a very patient young lad.... It won €3 worth of scratch cards.......so I had a €1 and a €2 card with the help of a very patient young...
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237SJ
It doesn`t get any easier does it? Somebody at work told me that the pain of loss diminishes but the sense of loss never goes. They say that it takes 2 years to get over a bereavement. So I have...
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maggiebee
Excuse me....why are all your cakes £3 and that one is £4? Well that's Madeira cake!...
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Patsy33
1.Rebuild it Brian, and develop country(7) 2.Lemons lay about leaving a meaning, seriously.(8) 3.Judge royal but don't begin before hesitation turns out poll.(10) 4.Lost gist around Nice, relocating...

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