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maggiebee

Holiday

Where does a vegetarian go on holiday?.. Quornwall... I'll get my coat!...
09:51 Thu 09th Jun 20164 answers, last by marval 18:13 Thu 09th Jun 2016
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Shaglene

Paddy The Wrestler..............

Paddy, the Irish wrestler was set to square off for the Olympic gold medal against Ivan, the Russian champion. Before the final match, the Irish wrestler's trainer came to him and said 'Now, don't...
08:25 Thu 09th Jun 20166 answers, last by trt 00:29 Sun 12th Jun 2016
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maggiebee

Mutt

Bought the wife a Pug dog. Despite the squashed nose, bulging eyes, rolls of fat & being ugly, the dog seems to like her!...
09:46 Thu 09th Jun 20163 answers, last by marval 19:08 Thu 09th Jun 2016
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Shaglene

A Few.......

SCOTTISH WEDDING At the Scottish wedding reception the D.J. yelled... "Would all married men please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living." The bartender was almost crushed...
08:36 Thu 09th Jun 20162 answers, last by Arksided 09:51 Thu 09th Jun 2016
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rosered

Answers Are Boys Names

1.when an insect entangles with remedy (5) and 2. there is a new one in wexford (4) any help appreciated...
22:37 Wed 08th Jun 20167 answers, last by rosered 09:00 Thu 09th Jun 2016
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DTCwordfan

Caption Comp - Hilary & Bill Reverse Roles

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/dam/women/2016/06/08/bill-hillary-clinton-large_trans++qVzuuqpFlyLIwiB6NTmJwfSVWeZ_vEN7c6bHu2jJnT8.jpg captions please? "This will teach you for leaving funny stains...
19:20 Wed 08th Jun 201611 answers, last by Khandro 22:21 Wed 08th Jun 2016
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DTCwordfan

Caption Comp No 2 - The Queen

http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/660/cpsprodpb/15D10/production/_89906398_89906397.jpg Captions please.... "Am I more intelligent than you?" "Please don't let Philip loose on this machine."...
19:29 Wed 08th Jun 201617 answers, last by mallyh 06:30 Thu 09th Jun 2016
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marval

How Do You?

How do you circumscise a whale? Four skin divers...
18:53 Wed 08th Jun 20163 answers, last by 1ozzy 04:52 Thu 09th Jun 2016
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Patsy33

Privacy....

I put up a high-voltage electric fence over the weekend. My neighbour is dead against it....
15:11 Wed 08th Jun 201618 answers, last by vulcan42 08:08 Thu 09th Jun 2016
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Patsy33

Chocolate.

I heard a rumour that Cadbury is bringing out an oriental chocolate bar. Could it be a Chinese whispa?......
21:19 Tue 07th Jun 201612 answers, last by Hopkirk 08:09 Wed 08th Jun 2016
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fruitsalad

Menopausal Question

I have not had a period for 10 months, now out of the blue, I have started to bleed is this usual?
17:46 Sun 29th May 201625 answers, last by fruitsalad 12:25 Wed 08th Jun 2016
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AnnetteD

Say What U See

Heard gut
14:08 Tue 07th Jun 20168 answers, last by scorpiojo 14:27 Tue 07th Jun 2016
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mallyh

Terrible News

my daughters partner of 23years has been diagnosed with sarcoma mesothelioma a great shock as he is quite young for this disease.the children are finding this really hard to take in (they went through...
11:11 Tue 07th Jun 201627 answers, last by waterboatman 06:51 Wed 08th Jun 2016
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Chipchopper

Hey Nice Parasol!

I was admiring my neighbors fine range of garden ornaments and outdoor furniture. He explained that he had got everything, on-line. "Amazon or ebay" ? I asked. "Nope...Google earth" He said....
09:39 Tue 07th Jun 201610 answers, last by InHollinger23 11:00 Wed 24th Apr 2019
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Patsy33

On The Take

I'm a kleptomaniac. When it gets bad, I take something for it.....
09:01 Tue 07th Jun 20168 answers, last by Patsy33 09:40 Tue 07th Jun 2016
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Patsy33

Kettle

I went into a shop and I said, "Can someone sell me a kettle?" This bloke said "Kenwood" I said, "Where is he?"...
21:27 Mon 06th Jun 201615 answers, last by Patsy33 09:16 Tue 07th Jun 2016
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Patsy33

Sing Up!

I owe, I owe, it's off to work I go.........
08:33 Sun 05th Jun 20161 answer, last by Patsy33 07:00 Tue 07th Jun 2016
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fender62

Midsummer Madness Of Ramadan

hopkins raises some serious points here, do you agree with her or is she just anti muslim or looking to fill print space....
22:55 Mon 06th Jun 2016112 answers, last by naomi24 09:24 Wed 08th Jun 2016
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marval

As A

As a shepherdess, I hear lots of jokes about sheep. I used to tell them to my dog but he'd always herd them....
21:46 Mon 06th Jun 201611 answers, last by Shaglene 11:51 Tue 07th Jun 2016
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marval

Ah

A police motorcycle cop stops a driver for running a red light. The driver is a real jerk, he steps out of his car and comes striding toward the officer, demanding to know why he is being harassed by...
20:50 Mon 06th Jun 20162 answers, last by maggiebee 11:36 Thu 09th Jun 2016

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