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snaro

Rte Crosssword

one left please help 15 ac rattle off the excrcise by memory 4 letters r ? t ?...
16:33 Mon 06th Jun 20163 answers, last by snaro 16:35 Mon 06th Jun 2016
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maggiebee

Drink

I drink alcohol because my doctor says I shouldn't keep things bottled up!
14:58 Sun 05th Jun 20163 answers, last by 1ozzy 00:42 Mon 06th Jun 2016
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marval

Are You Fit To Travel?

At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the boarding announcement at Gate 35. Then I heard the voice on the public address system saying, "We apologise for the inconvenience,...
14:07 Sun 05th Jun 20163 answers, last by zebo 19:49 Sun 05th Jun 2016
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Jackdaw33

Prompted By Another Thread...

...it suddenly struck me that I have not seen any bars of toffee around for years and years. Can you still get them?
22:16 Fri 03rd Jun 201631 answers, last by Islay 16:04 Sat 04th Jun 2016
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Patsy33

Word Play.

I did a theatrical performance about puns. Really, it was just a play on words.
13:33 Fri 03rd Jun 201612 answers, last by Patsy33 22:18 Fri 03rd Jun 2016
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ethandron

Al Fresco Eating

We have friends coming round later so I've made a start on Chicken Basque a la Delia, will finish it off once they're here, we're having it with some fancy bread. Pud is Madeira cake with...
12:49 Fri 03rd Jun 201634 answers, last by Peter Pedant 18:02 Fri 03rd Jun 2016
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Patsy33

A Banker No More.

I used to be a banker, but I lost interest....
13:01 Fri 03rd Jun 20168 answers, last by marval 20:53 Fri 03rd Jun 2016
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Shaglene

Bob The Undertaker..........

Bob, an undertaker, recently came home with a black eye. “What happened to you?” asked his wife. “I had a terrible day” replied Bob. “I had to go to a hotel and pick up a man who had died in...
09:45 Fri 03rd Jun 201618 answers, last by marval 21:58 Fri 03rd Jun 2016
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Patsy33

Ufo's

It was about the late eighties, if I remember correctly, in N.Somerset. My mother, who couldn't sleep very well due to arthritis in her knee, got up to take some painkillers and made herself a drink....
22:25 Wed 01st Jun 201616 answers, last by 10ClarionSt 14:53 Thu 02nd Jun 2016
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skyplus

Fat Fingers

Am too embarrassed to go to a medic. My fingers are very fat. I feel like sitting on my hands all the time. Is there anything I can do?
22:33 Wed 01st Jun 20166 answers, last by Scarlett 16:43 Fri 03rd Jun 2016
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Patsy33

High Minded...

My doctor thinks I'm taking hallucinogenic drugs. How do I know? Let's just say a little bird told me.......
21:24 Wed 01st Jun 20169 answers, last by 1ozzy 22:44 Wed 01st Jun 2016
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Patsy33

A Sign.

There's a sign on the lawn outside the re-hab centre saying, Keep off the grass...
20:42 Wed 01st Jun 20166 answers, last by Patsy33 21:05 Wed 01st Jun 2016
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maggiebee

It's The Way I Tell Them!

So! I'm eating a bacon bap. The bacon starts telling funny jokes for half an hour. I thought. "You're on a roll !"...
21:32 Tue 31st May 201619 answers, last by maggiebee 15:28 Thu 02nd Jun 2016
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Patsy33

New Broom.

A new type of broom has come out. It is sweeping the nation.......
20:49 Tue 31st May 201611 answers, last by Patsy33 22:56 Tue 31st May 2016
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maggiebee

Bum Note!

One of my mates died under a falling piano... The funeral was very low key...made me think if it was orchestrated...
18:11 Tue 31st May 20166 answers, last by Patsy33 20:54 Tue 31st May 2016
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marval

My Boss

My boss accused me of "acting the monkey" at work. I almost choked on my banana...
16:56 Tue 31st May 201610 answers, last by DTCwordfan 20:26 Tue 31st May 2016
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Patsy33

Off Colour.

Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food colouring. The doctor said I was ok but I feel as if I dyed a little inside.....
11:09 Tue 31st May 201612 answers, last by EDDIE51 21:57 Tue 31st May 2016
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Patsy33

Acupuncture.

Don't trust people that do acupuncture. They're back stabbers....
18:33 Sun 29th May 20165 answers, last by 1ozzy 08:12 Tue 31st May 2016
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Patsy33

Moving On....

The girl quit her job at the doughnut factory. She was fed up with the hole business.....
10:42 Sat 28th May 20166 answers, last by frugalfred 15:36 Sat 28th May 2016
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anotheoldgit

Caption Please.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/05/28/01/34B1F1F700000578-0-image-a-26_1464394061375.jpg Cameron feeds one of his sheep with milk instead of lies....
09:02 Sat 28th May 201613 answers, last by mallyh 12:25 Sat 28th May 2016

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