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Patsy33
Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming...
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dunroamin
25a.For this reason No.2 goes down (3,3) -a-c-t Agriword 846 23a. A greek character finds a clergyman in the outskirts of Kampala (5) --p-a Many thanks...
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Missquiz
1) BREAK..................BLOOD 2) SEE......................GOES 3) HIGH....................CASH Thanks for any suggestions...
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Patsy33
A Fisherman, a reel man.......
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Patsy33
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened.
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marval
This morning I was beaten up by a woman. I was in a lift when this gorgeous woman got in. I admit it, I couldn't help myself. I was staring at her, when she said, "would you please press 1?" So I did....
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maggiebee
Got a couple of pet peeves.... Does anyone know what peeves eat?......
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sunny-dave
... for a while. It's time for my summer break - my blood pressure is insisting that a combination of apparent invisibility with a constant diet of Ready Brexit in latest posts is not good for my...
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Patsy33
Boy comes home from school and says to his dad, "I'm in the school play! I'm playing the part of a dad who's been married for 25 years". Dad says, "Never mind son, next time you might get a speaking...
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ashfordshe
26a. Sheep heard in wood (3) Y?T
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JudyBI
Hi am stuck on the following: 17. what the nit nurse was looking for (plural) (8); 19. Commonly called a daddy-long-legs (8) thought I had the answer but contains 9 letters; and 28. Gardener's best...
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Nymtar
20d) Trembling state after two successive helpings of liquor. (6) QUA??R.Thanks for any help.
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-Talbot-
http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/660/cpsprodpb/1276D/production/_89792657_obv.jpg...
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dumb&dummer
Answers are to do with cows or milk and I'm stuck on one "It's not on BBC or ITV but it is on a channel (6)" Any suggestions would be much appreciated...
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Patsy33
Jokes about unemployed people are not funny. They just don't work.
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marval
Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the doctor was surprised to discover that both of them possessed incredibly long, oversized sexual organs. "How...
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Patsy33
Don't go camping in the country side. Have you noticed whenever the police find a body, it's always in a tent....
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Patsy33
My girlfriend is leaving me because she says I'm obsessed with Transformers. She shouted, "You are not a Transformer, you are stupid!" "I said, I can change" She replied, "There you go again!".......
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weecalf
I went to the physio he gave me plank hip exercises to do so I said I wood do them...
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Islay
I have pain when I urinate and when I sit, around the uretha area. Do I need to the doc or will the nurse do?...

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