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maggiebee

Thought For The Night

Yes, English can be weird. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
23:15 Tue 24th May 20164 answers, last by Patsy33 12:18 Wed 25th May 2016
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sandyRoe

Do They Walk Among Us?

Are all the obfuscations and deliberate lies to be undone?...
11:53 Wed 25th May 201622 answers, last by sandyRoe 17:45 Wed 25th May 2016
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albaqwerty

The Fracture Gals

Patsy and Margo Hope you each got on OK at the respective clinics yesterday Didn't Retro go back in yesterday too? Hope he's ok...
11:20 Wed 25th May 201612 answers, last by albaqwerty 12:12 Wed 25th May 2016
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Patsy33

Lucky.

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky that it was a soft drink...
09:26 Wed 25th May 20162 answers, last by Patsy33 11:34 Wed 25th May 2016
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rabet

Why Hay Fever?

Why have I suddenly developed hay fever? I've never had it before but these last two weeks my eyes have been sore and weeping and my nose is irritated. Anyone else have this problem? Suggestions for...
10:11 Wed 25th May 201612 answers, last by Caran 21:42 Wed 25th May 2016
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Patsy33

Using Children To 'shop'...

My son who works at a well known supermarket, told me 7 people were caught shoplifting at the weekend. Apparantly, they were gypsies? --/travellers? What they were doing, is sending their kids in to...
10:01 Wed 25th May 201629 answers, last by bodeker 22:11 Wed 25th May 2016
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maggiebee

Wedding Bells

Hi everyone,a dear friend of mine has bought tickets to the UEFA championships league final in Milan next Saturday (Real Madrid v Atletico) The trouble is he completely forgot that Saturday is his...
22:55 Tue 24th May 20163 answers, last by paddyk 07:50 Thu 26th May 2016
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Patsy33

Did You Know..

A pessimist's blood type is B.Negative...
18:01 Tue 24th May 20167 answers, last by Patsy33 21:02 Tue 24th May 2016
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marval

How Big Do Women Like Them?

Women's response to a survey on what size they liked. 2 inches - I can't even hold it. 3 inches - Never been so unsatisfied 4 inches- I've had bigger than it. 5 inches- Good, but I wish it was a bit...
16:21 Tue 24th May 20168 answers, last by shoota 19:48 Tue 24th May 2016
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Baldric

What A Great Bunch Of People ...

... you all are. Was going to post earlier but didn't want to clash with Retro's Post. (Doc is doing the typing as I have one hand in plaster) What I want to do is say the MOST ENORMOUS 'THANK YOU' to...
11:33 Tue 24th May 2016118 answers, last by Psybbo 21:18 Fri 27th May 2016
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trt

Bathsheba Is A Bit Down Folks,...

I'm sure a few get well soon greetings would cheer the old girl up!!!!!
13:50 Tue 24th May 201631 answers, last by hau kola 12:52 Sun 12th Jun 2016
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albaqwerty

From The Book Disorder In The Courts

ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?' ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: My name is Susan!...
07:54 Mon 23rd May 20165 answers, last by shoota 10:22 Tue 24th May 2016
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retrocop

Thanks Abers

Hi all, Thank you all those ABers who conveyed their best wishes with regard to my hospital recovery. A special thanks to Margo who passed on Mrs retros bulletins. Although I am now home and the stent...
09:20 Tue 24th May 201650 answers, last by Barmaid 08:50 Wed 25th May 2016
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maggiebee

Letter

Dear people who type all in lower case, We are the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse. Sincerely, Capital Letters...
20:30 Mon 23rd May 20163 answers, last by Old_Geezer 08:34 Tue 24th May 2016
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Bazile

Bye , Bye , Bye

How many bye's do you say, when you finish a phone conversation ?
12:13 Mon 23rd May 201618 answers, last by Patsy33 08:25 Tue 24th May 2016
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Jennykenny

Why Do Some People Talk So Much?

I have two female friends who talk non-stop, and about rubbish. "What I might have for breakfast today, what I had yesterday, what I usually have but might have something different today, what I will...
05:56 Tue 24th May 201617 answers, last by shoota 21:22 Tue 24th May 2016
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Patsy33

A Scary Tale....

My daughter text me this morning from hospital where she was awaiting small op to remove a cyst on her ovary. The Surgeon came to see her and drew a circle on her forehead! She asked him what on earth...
12:17 Mon 23rd May 201649 answers, last by alavahalf 13:16 Tue 24th May 2016
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Patsy33

Ooh Err!

Just been to my local hospital and noticed a sign on the wall. It said, "Thieves operate here" Surely it would be better for Surgeons to operate?........
22:45 Sun 22nd May 20168 answers, last by Khandro 16:34 Mon 23rd May 2016
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Caribeing

Sharon Osbourne Criticised

Sharon Osbourne has been severely criticised for saying that the McCann's were insane for leaving Madeleine alone on the night she vanished Sharon made the remarks on an American chat show while...
09:58 Mon 23rd May 201641 answers, last by anneasquith 22:39 Tue 24th May 2016
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pastafreak

Why Do Cats Leave The "meat"

Further to my "cat soup" thread...just why *do* cats leave the meaty bits? (or what passes for meat) Every owner will say the same...the gravy/jelly gets gobbled up,the rest dries up. Is it something...
13:03 Mon 23rd May 20169 answers, last by carolegif 16:19 Wed 25th May 2016

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