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Omeprazole

Does anyone know if Omeprazole can make you put on weight? Have been taking them a couple of years, 20 mg to begin with and this last year 40 mgs. My weight has gone up by about a stone last several...

Patsy33

A Big Job.

I manufactured clown shoes.... which was no small feat..

Shaglene

Aussie Virgin.........

A very nice, innocent Australian woman wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man if he has never had sex with another woman. After several unsuccessful years of searching, she...

Caran

Oh Update.

Well he is finally home. Not sure he should have been let out really. He is in a lot of pain, very fragile and quite breathless at times. He has slept a lot since he came home. Went to bed at 10.30....

maggiebee

Smile!

I was in an Art Gallery earlier. I was so impressed I asked if I could take a picture. Got a lovely Picasso in my sitting room now........

marval

Oops

A well to do lady lost three pairs of panties in her house and blamed her maid in front of the husband. The maid said "Sir you are my witness, you know I never wear panties."...

RATTER15

My Racing Snail Was Getting Slower And Slower...

So I took it to racing snail trainer, he told me to make it lighter by removing his shell, which I done, but now its just more sluggish....

marval

Naughty Doctor Sqad

A fat middle-aged woman and her beautiful 18 year-old daughter enter Doctor Sqad's surgery. Doctor Sqad says to the daughter, "Okay, get undressed." The woman says, "No, it's me that's come to see...

gester

Hydrogen Peroxide Now Unvailable.

where can I buy a small bottle for a mouthwash now. is it now completely banned to the general public ? can it be got on prescription? can anybody help....

Patsy33

Shh!

Why should you never mention the number 288? Because it's too gross!

maggiebee

Accident

Just wanted to let you all know...I had a terrible accident yesterday... but I am doing better now... I decided yesterday to go horseback riding in which I haven't done in years.. Well, I got on the...

Ladymojo

Girls Names

1. The light weight metal isn't off! 4. A pasture follows the in French. 8. Burn the group at The End. 10. This decongestant comes before the runner up! 11. A set of spots in a muddle! 12. This badly...

coffeeboy

Trampoline

When I swopped our bed for a Trampoline my wife hit the roof....

mrs_overall

Update

I am delighted to inform you that as of last Friday (13th) I am finally free of the dratted neck brace. I had to wear it 24/7 for thirteen long weeks. On a positive note it is wonderful too be free...

marval

Shelves

I saw a guy stacking shelves at Tesco. He was complaining because the top shelf was broken, and he couldn't keep it up. I think he had a wrecked aisle dysfunction....

MargoTester

I've Had A Little Accident

Fell down the stairs last night and broke a bone a the top of the humerus! Agonising pain so went to local hospital and ended up with a collar and cuff and pain killers, which aren't having much...

Patsy33