It's comic relief next Friday so I thought I'd start the 7 day run up with a few jokes from my fave comedian Demetri Martin.
Who's your favourite stand up comedian?...
kind of sourced from the News side but it's general so posting it here. Can you be proud of something you had no hand in? Can you be proud to be born in England even if you had no say in the matter?...
Idea is to try and get a song up by an artist from a country representing each letter of the alphabet. Not just any old song, one that you like ideally. Obviously gonna struggle for the likes of Oman...
I was speaking to my mate earlier, I said to him "my bum hole's really sore today, I don't know what it could be!" He said "Ring sting" I said "Why? Do you reckon he'd...
Apparently Lady Gaga wants to create a perfume that smells of blood and semen... http://www.nme.com/news/lady-gaga/54724 Taking smelling like a whooers handbag to a whole new level!! Would you wear...
what a pile of cack that thing is!! On at 9am on the dot to get tickets for Adele in Manchester, get 2..error... go back.. none available... go back... get 2..... error... go back, none available.. no...
the REAL Ronaldo that is, not that greasy show pony, without doubt one of the greatest number 9's of my generation. Along with Van Basten, another phenomenal striker whose career was cut short in it's...
Apperently psychologists in Egypt have devised a technique to help the Egyptian demonstrators dispell their frustrations in a non-violent way. To instead take it out on their car horns by beeping...
this evening's episode is hilarious! One step up from Sunday League football but it's really good to see they're showing Welsh League football, it only really used to be highlighs from European...
A girl in work is trying to think of 80's couple, easily recognisable from their outfits, to go as to a fancy dress party. I'm struggling to think of anyone decent so I thought I'd throw it out to...
As promised to Sallabananananas.. here's my lil review: It's dead good! Not what I anticipated and certainly not what the middle aged couple with their son sat between them that were next to us...
is filming outside where I work, one of the lads came up after his fag and said he was amazed by his shoes, big pointy things.. so I said, if he's got big shoes, would that not suggest he's Lawrence...