Husband and wife Hubby gets 'I Love You' tattooed on his penis and goes home to show his wife. She says: 'There you go again, trying to put words in my mouth.' probs won't get away with this one,,,LOL
I saw the biggest spider ever in my bathroom yesterday. I live on the ground floor but there is no window in the bathroom. I am guessing it did not come in the front door and wander into the bathroom,...
Hi there!! I have recently had a spell of very bad health and I am currently off work sick, however I return next month (hopefully!) When I return I will have been off work for 3 months!! Unlike a lot...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fa7ck5mcd1o Personally I can't wait but I'm not ashamed of my inner geek. If they could just make a Thunder Cats film I think my cinematic experiences would be complete....
so in like the greek mythology virgins used to stand on the grapes bare foot to get the juice out. I was just wondering is there anywhere you could buy this wine these days?
i have planted alot of seeds in my greenhouse this year and i want to know what it is that makes the soil turn green?? everything is growing nicely but i was just curious!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/8047504. stm How long before the nutters get hold of Nukes? Who would be their first target? Do you think Israel will intervene soon?
Hi everyone, I am a bi sexual woman looking for another bi woman to share friendship and good times with but i have had no luck so far. I would say that i am quite attractive and i have a good sense...
hello all! I have goldfish (well it green actually!) who lives in an aquarium. Over the last 3 days has swollen up but not outwards, its swollen downwards if that makes sense. I had some fish which...
Just been to see my youngest sis who is noted for her lack of culinary skills. When she said she'd make us toasties for lunch I thought I was safe. The toasties contained tomato puree & crab sticks....
... for fear of a mass exodus from the intelligentsia on this board. But - do you think there really is the demand out there for lady gardeners? Same as, say, lady plumbers, lady electricians.........
--- Re: THE NIGHT OF APRIL 1st Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age? Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old. Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of...