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American pie Beta house

Just watched it and thought funny film, ive seen all six now and think the first one is the funniest, what one do you like the most?

kp nonuts

Oh no whiffey is leaving again

Apparantly he is leaving cause he has lost a good friend (as in telling us she/he has died) Or what else So what do you think then. 1. little boy crying wolf again. 2. little boy crying wolf again. 3....

cris r

speed limit

can any one tell me what is the speed limit on a country road which displays a national speed limit sign

dinsdale

run over cat.

if you run over a cat is it a legal requirement to report it?

perigra

anyone fancy going for a pint?

i'm going to the yellow rose. who's coming?

redheadisbac

the choir bbc 2

gareth the teacher how old is he do u recokon please

i.am.legend

are you

Are you going to knobbynonuts stag/hen party in majorca in may ?Or have you got a better offer?

redheadisbac

do u wish u were back at school ?

were they the best days of ur life?

haysi06

Whats the best joke that you have heard recently?

The dafter the better! "I went to visit my friend who has just had a baby today, she asked me to wind hi but I thought that was a bit harsh so I just gave it a dead leg" That cracks me up! Hxx

cleversod

Just like a bloke.

?30 worth of flowers, ?60 evening meal, big box of chocs,posh hotel ?300 a night, when she told him it was her period, the look on his face was PRICELESS.

Ice.Maiden

How many gfs/bfs have you had?

1) None 2) One to nine 3) Ten or more? 4) Hundreds?? 5 Foprgotten???

ecoman

Gazza sectioned

Paul Gascoigne has been sectioned under the mental health act and sent to an institution for retards and losers with no chance of recovery, "Its great to have him back" said Keegan!

scorpious123

another joke

welsh man walking through a field, sees a man drinking from a pool with his hand. the welsh man shouts ;paid a yfed y dwr maerr gwartheg yn cachi yndrw < eg dnt drink the water, its full of cow...

gravitate

dog chat up lines

as humans can go up to a girl and say things like 'hey sexy lady you want a tax free pearl necklace'? well how do dogs do this i mean when my puppy sees a dog (apart from those ugly freikylittle pit...

mizi

dogs name

My son has just got a dog from the dogs home,its name is Luke,we think this is a persons name and not a dogs name,we want to change it but we need a name that sounds like luke so he still answers to...

perigra

work

don't think i can be bothered to go in the morning.

Shadow666777

Why do people hate emos?

I never understand why so many people hate emos? Could somebody explain what it is that we did to get everybody to hate us so much?

soulstar11

Can I add roof rails to a Vauxhall Zafira

I'm about to buy a 2004 Zafira "life". This doesn't have the roof rails that run lengthways as standard, but does seem to have a space in the roof trim for adding them. Does anyone know if these can...

knobbynonut

Well we have been disusing the parra normal now for a while

So shall we make it a full blown thread now on here as it does fasinate (whoops get spell checker out again) me What do you think about ghostes then.