What is the time difference between U.K. and Guatemala.? Friend visiting there at the moment. Don't want to call in case it is the middle of the night.Thanks....
Had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear everything a 100% The...
Can't C4 find more interesting summariser's than that nauseating smarmy pair of Graham Cunningham and Nick Luck.Just turned over to have a watch and confirmed why I very rarely wath this programme...
I just opened link on another post and it said:- Two people think you're hot.
Should I open the link. Would you? Have you? What did it say, lol!????...
Every time the man next door headed toward Michaels's house, Michael knew he was coming to borrow something. "He won't get away with it this time," muttered Michael to his wife. "Watch this." "Er, I...
After 20 years of marriage, a wife finds out that her husband had been f*cking her for the past 20 years with a magic wand! she is so angry she asks her husband to "Explain the magic wand". The husband replies...
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/scientist-claims-humans-could-evolve-beaks-instead-of-teeth-8688215.html A biologist has suggested that our teeth are going to evolve into a beak (but no need...
DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in the chest and flings your beer across the room, denting the...
There were these three girls who were getting married and they all met at the marriage counsellor’s office to discuss the options of having or not having a baby right away. They were two city girls...
1. No longer hold a clique without charge (3,4) s--,-r-e 2. I'm surrounded by dough - it's a hobby! (7) -a---m- 3. Rings up for a film (5) -p--- 4. A charming staff set up in North America (5-4)...
got my hair cut today looks lovely, went for lunch with my OH (after he went to the wrong place) he then took me to the Dr and The Nurse...he bought me my birthday present. Had a argument with some...
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Between annoying the dog, chasing the birds, and pooing wherever it likes, I'm getting sick of it.
[i] I've just discovered Tinypic [i]...
A man goes into a restaurant and is seated. All the waitresses are gorgeous. A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short skirt and legs that won't quit came to his table and asked if he...