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781 to 800 of 1915

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dot.hawkes
went into work for 9am, intending finishing at 3pm to take some time back for last week, left the bulding at 8.20pm!! But i had a lovely lunch in the customer restaurant and that helped. Tomorrow i am...
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legend758
i had a real nice 4 cheeses piza for my dinner. finished it and thought id done really well taking it out of the packet and cooking it myself. so for afters i fancied a little choccy snack....
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legend758
watchin secret millionaire. woman says i heard 2 girls on the bus chatting. 1 girl says to the other. im sick of it. guys only loook at my t!ts all the time !! her friend replied. thats cos your face...
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4GS
Question) Do you know why Jesus was born in Bethlehem and not in England? Answer They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin!!
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leela
I had two nearly 8 month old kittens who were brothers called Ronnie and Reggie, i had a phone call this morning from a dog walker to tell me that he had found Ronnie dead in the road he had found his...
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MONTCRIEFF49
gone to get the local rag and hten a pint wat yous doing this night to keep ur spirits up and your sense of humours
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happyjo
Hi Everyone Not been on here for a while, been studying hard for my Law degree... anyway finished now for christmas.... Hows everyone? Legend? Puss? Dot? Spock??? Jo x
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skyep
On now, funny!!!!!!
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Newsdesk
Why are people so easily offended, when you point out their shortcomings. If you don't like where they live, or how they live, surely its best to point this out, in order to give them the chance, to...
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Newsdesk
Why do people from Yorkshire, always seem to smell of farmyard manure? Don't the farms have any running water? The women look huge, with the children calling them "mam", which I've been told is short...
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dot.hawkes
Mine is gleaming, what about yours then?
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perigra
where should the wall be built?
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PatriciaH
When do you finish for the hols? I have 2 jobs - I finish one job on wed this week and go back on 2nd jan (wed) And my other job i finish this friday 12.30 dinner and go back on monday 7th...
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PatriciaH
If you knew someone was doing the above would you inform the police as to when and where they are doing it ? i think i should... but need a push ...
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Doc Spock
went to pizza hut on xmas eve. Your usual Sire , said the man behind the counter. Deep pan, crisp and even.
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Jugglering
OK. What, in your opinion, is the most untrustworthy:- 1. Vegetable (I reckon mushroom) 2. Language (English - just look at the different pronunciations for similar spellings) 3. Writing stick...
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skyep
legging it!!! lol! Who hates being caught whilst posting neighbours cards? Is it just me? I even get the card at the right angle so it slips through easy and I can make my getaway! Do I have a...
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pingu97
Just wondering what the worst prezzie you've ever got for christmas is & if you told the person you didnt like it or just grinned stupidly & said thanks! For our 1st xmas together my hubby bought me...
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haysi06
I am sitting with a mountain of gifts, and a variety of paper and bags - all colour co-ordinated of course! It seems that we spend a fortune on wrapping paper and trimmings and for what? It goes in...
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pussnboots
1. Have you finished your Christmas shopping. 2. What have you bought your wife/husband/partner. 3. Do the lights on your tree stay still or twinkle. 4. Did your tree lights work first time or are...

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