Picture Saddam Hussein sitting in his office contemplating the current crisis and drinking coffee... His phone rings… "Kia Ora", would that be Saddam Hussein?" "Hello, yes, this is Saddam speaking,...
The elderly American Navy Soldier arrived in Paris by plane. At French Customs, he fumbled for his passport. “You ‘ave been to France before, monsieur?” the customs officer asked sarcastically....
Little Billy'came home from school to see the family's pet rooster dead in the front yard. Rigor mortis had set in and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air. When his Dad came home Billy...
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Interesting to just how the Egyptian Govt deal with this in their own time!!...
As the airliner pushed back from the gate, the flight attendant gave the passengers the usual information regarding seat belts, etc. Finally, she said, "Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your...
Bush's Tragedy One day, President Bush visited an elementary school. All the kids were so excited to get to meet the President. He began to talk to them and asked them to define the word ''tragedy.''...
Little Billy watched the science teacher start the experiment with the worms..... Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol. The second worm was put...
PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT THE EYES: When you...
President Bush Visits A School? After giving a speech at an elementary school, President Bush allows the kids to ask a few questions. One little boy, Billy, gathers the courage to raise his hand and...
DRINKING IN GALWAY "As good as this bar is," said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow, there's a wee place called McTavish's. The landlord goes out of his way for the locals....
BBC News – UK Suicide Bombers go on Strike Muslim suicide bombers in Britain are set to begin a three-day strike on Monday in a dispute over the number of virgins they are entitled to in the...
A patient was having his prostate checked in the approved manner and the surgeon made comforting conversation to his patient. 'Its not unusual to get an erection whilst having this done' he said....
In a recent poll 38,562 men across the US were asked to identify a woman's ultimate fantasy. Ninety-seven point eight percent of the respondents said that a woman's ultimate fantasy is to have two men...
Prince Charles decided to take up walking every day. At the same street corner he passed a hooker standing there every day. He learned to brace himself as he approached her for what was almost certain...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2947950/London-rioters-new-crime-wave-figures-reveal-6-000-offences-including-rape-murder-robbery-committed-three-years.html Also reported in the London Evening...
Murphy says to Paddy, "What ya talkin into an envelope for?" "I'm sending a voicemail ya fool!" Paddy says "Mick, I'm thinking of buying a Labrador.” "Blow that," says Mick, "have you seen how many...
The ten senior members of the Board of Directors of the company were called into the chairman’s office one by one until only Bob, the junior member, was left sitting outside. Finally it was his turn...
What a brilliant unexpected result ( for me as an England supporter) that England would win this match on Wales home ground. A very exciting match and both sides fought tenaciously.Wales were very...
