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Problem page.

A Norfolk girl writes to the problem page of the local newspaper. Dear Anna, I am 13yrs old, & still a virgin... Do you think my brother is gay?
10:31 Thu 22nd Jan 20095 answers, last by richardjhoop 20:27 Thu 22nd Jan 2009
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What's in a number?

Lad says to his girlfriend "D'you fancy a 68?" "A what?" she replies. "A 68." "Don't you mean a 69?" "No, I mean a 68." "What the hell is a 68?" "You give me a blow job and I owe you one."
23:24 Wed 21st Jan 20092 answers, last by richardjhoop 20:20 Thu 22nd Jan 2009
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strawberries & ?

Paddy bumps into Murphy walking along the high street with a sack of manure slung over his shoulder. "And where would you be goin' wit that manure Murphy?" asks Paddy. "Goin' to put it on me...
23:17 Wed 21st Jan 20092 answers, last by richardjhoop 20:17 Thu 22nd Jan 2009
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sex

They say that the pleasure experienced after a good bout of sex is equivalent to the satisfaction felt after a good dump. The only difference is that after a good dump you don't have to hug it for...
22:29 Tue 20th Jan 20095 answers, last by wasp 11:11 Wed 21st Jan 2009
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richardjhoop

Pregnant Irish Girl

A pregnant Irish girl phones her mother & says: - Ma, me wataz've burst. Her mother replies: - Jayzuz, where're yuz ringin' from? the girl replies: - Oim ringin from me minge down to me fockin ankles!
22:24 Sun 18th Jan 20092 answers, last by richardjhoop 16:40 Tue 20th Jan 2009
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saturday night out

Two married couples always went for a drink together on Saturday nights. It was always the same: the hubands either played pool or darts & the women sat at a table talking about this & that. One night...
21:33 Tue 18th Nov 20083 answers, last by richardjhoop 23:52 Tue 18th Nov 2008
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BockingBob

Blacksmiths.

Paddy applying for a blacksmiths job was asked if he had any experience shoeing horses. He said no but he once told a donkey to pi55 off.
09:53 Mon 17th Nov 20081 answer, last by richardjhoop 18:26 Mon 17th Nov 2008
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Clanad

Womb definition?

Thinking I certainly knew the definition of womb, I was informed by my 14 year old that the preferred definition is actually an Elephant Fart...
16:59 Wed 18th Jun 20083 answers, last by richardjhoop 21:32 Sun 16th Nov 2008
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hgv renewal

how do I renew my hgv class 1 which expired 25 years ago
07:25 Tue 04th Nov 20088 answers, last by kent18 20:22 Mon 17th Nov 2008

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