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Close Encounters of the Turd Kind.... Version II

It is still a sci-fi sit-com about shenanigans aboard a spaceship.. but this time it takes place in the on-board operating theatre rather than the lavatory. And Captain Paddy is Irish (bet that was...

waterboatman

Good morning early birds!

I don't know where all the wind and rain they promised us is, but it's not here! Not a drop, nor a puff of wind. Mind you, I'm not complaining! Thweekend is nearly here, so have a good day everyone.

Bobbisox

I may have to delay the smut

till daytime, it's much more apparent then, nights are quiet and mundane...LOL

dothawkes31

I'm in seventh heaven here

Traffic cops on BBC1 and they all have South Wales/Heads of the Valleys accents and it is lovely it is, theyre all going by there and I went there once.

zzxxee

im shooting off have a fab afternoon

bye my loveliesxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

asssarumight

Swearing on AB

I saw a thread the other night, but cannot find it now .... someone like kayakamina gets 'aggro' for using a phrase like 'hard on yourself', but those who are abusive to other abers and use coded...

flipnflap

french fantasy to reality

A middle aged divorced (no kids!) man friend of mine, who is both handsome and successful, has always dreamed of meeting a gorgous young French woman - ideally living in the UK. He's a sucker for most...

JockMacOckadoodledhu

Hoo Stuukk Ra Boot In, Nat....Heh ?????????????????/

Haw, heh, sum choob goat ma urra hing reemooved !!!! Errz mee, a new boay, n whit happenz, nat ? Ehhhh ? Hoo wiz it, nat ????????????? C'moan, oan up ya kowerrd !!!!!!!!!!!...

Bobbisox

whorrabout a smut thread tonight

for sqads? innuendos a-plenty about 9ish, anything goes???(the watershed) Let's do this proper like!!!! Her Royal Highness, Queen Bobbisox of the North...

EKnewsDS

Wholesome thread.

Trying to avoid any innuendo. Just had a coffee and some ginger nuts, chewy but nice.

DEN53

Everyone Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

http://www.thesun.co....very-early-birds.html...

rinkins

mrtammo....

Come out come out wherever you are......

Sqad

CB again....sorry

CB has become threads of inconsequential "tittle tattle" combined with happy birthday threads that go on and on the thread is only livened up by "smut and sexual innuendos" At...

Bbbananas

Close Encounters of the Husband & Boyfriend Kind...

Have you ever had a bizarre encounter with an ex & a present spouse or boy/girlfriend? Last Christmas my to-be-ex-husband came round to my house to deliver pressies (we're still 'amicable'). My BF...

slinky.kate

5 to 3 and its getting dark

so might as well go into the kitchen and prepare my chicken,potatoes,cauli'and gravy.

Bbbananas

Close Encounters of the Turd Kind...

I'm bored. I think I'm going to write a sit-com based on scientific shenanigans in the lavatory of a spaceship. Do you think the above is a good title? Do you think the BBC would put it into...

zzxxee

what song just makes you go arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

and you just have to turn off tv/radio ??

docspock

rained off says docspock

might as well play here.

Sonak

Dilemma Warming Up Bedroom!

Hi all, we have a fairly large size bedroom with 2 windows that has the old style double-glazing and we get really bad draught!!!! Under one of the windows, there is a radiator, (single not double)....

LoftyLottie

I am just going to hoover and dust

What are you doing. (This thread is especially for Sqad!)...

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