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zzxxee

the phrase bull shi**er

anyone know of its origin????
10:46 Wed 11th Nov 20098 answers, last by Clanad 13:48 Thu 12th Nov 2009
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in a mo

Beware POLICE search for

This may be common knowledge but I was reading a Poilice magazine yesterday and found this little snippet Enter the initials ICE and your next of Kin or someone really close phone number into your...
10:43 Wed 11th Nov 20094 answers, last by in a mo 11:51 Wed 18th Nov 2009
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Bobbisox

where does the North start and end?

Following an obsevation from David Black in my Happy Birthday Bobbi thread, He says the people from Newcastle talk posh and are like those from Surrey...ffs!!!! pmsl so where do you thnk the North and...
08:56 Wed 11th Nov 200953 answers, last by TTG 11:35 Wed 11th Nov 2009
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docspock

Off to the dentist now.

Just a check up, hopefully.
09:32 Wed 11th Nov 200929 answers, last by logic 11:00 Wed 11th Nov 2009
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docspock

In view of the recent light hearted corruption of usernames.

Having passed all my exams I would like to be changed to DocSpock.MS.MS.PHd. etc etc etc. Or any degree of your choosing Mr Spare Ed. Do your best, back this eveving. Yes salls, all my own gnashers,...
09:49 Wed 11th Nov 20093 answers, last by logic 10:01 Wed 11th Nov 2009
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zzxxee

happy birthday Her Royal Highness, Queen Bobbisox of the North

what a fun lovely person she is and 21 again have a fab day xxxxxx
09:31 Wed 11th Nov 200914 answers, last by Bobbisox 12:27 Wed 11th Nov 2009
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Bbbananas

Shoplifting.

A heinous crime? A re-distribution of wealth? A sin? A sharing out of material goods to those less fortunate? An expected loss from shops who charge way over the odds anyway? Is there anyone on here...
07:43 Wed 11th Nov 200926 answers, last by sallabananas 10:36 Wed 11th Nov 2009
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Bobbisox

A little Love Story

Love Story I will seek and find you. I shall take you to bed and have my way with you. I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan. I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to...
08:35 Wed 11th Nov 20097 answers, last by rinkins 08:58 Wed 11th Nov 2009
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Bobbisox

was looking forward to...

I'M A CELEB, GET ME OUTA HEREEEEE Only to bloody find that the Essex slapper Jordan is in it....again! Remember, she was nominated for Mum of the Year? !!!!!!!! Great mother who wants to reignite her...
17:11 Tue 10th Nov 200958 answers, last by rinkins 21:11 Tue 10th Nov 2009
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docspock

There are some really big women in Blackpool

Followed one to-day but lost her round North pier. Her elbow had wiped her footprints out....
18:19 Tue 10th Nov 20099 answers, last by yogi-bear 19:38 Tue 10th Nov 2009
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Sqad

fao DSJ

Just want to apologise for being flippant and mischievous more especially as I know that area well. Croyland Abbey as it was known then, Crowland Athletic Club has my name on the Junior Cross County...
15:34 Tue 10th Nov 200929 answers, last by DSJ 22:11 Sat 26th Dec 2009
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ummmm

Calum Best...

Growing up with an alcoholic? Didn't he grow up in America while George was in England. I know it wouldn't be nice for him but that's not really growing up with an alcoholic...that's seeing an...
12:17 Tue 10th Nov 200927 answers, last by rinkins 15:57 Tue 10th Nov 2009
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beveridge111

Food with the word Gold in the titlei

I am making a hamper for a golden wedding gift and would welcome suggestions for food stuffs I could put in it with the word GOLD on the tin or packet
09:36 Tue 10th Nov 200933 answers, last by katerich48 19:32 Thu 12th Nov 2009
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Bobbisox

What you could do with £45,000,000 eh?

What a fab Chrissy Present for them all, but you couldn't spend it could you? I would make loads of people happy, all my family and all my friends, and I have stacks of friends..lol A villa in Cyprus...
13:38 Tue 10th Nov 200938 answers, last by Bobbisox 14:28 Tue 10th Nov 2009
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Bbbananas

And I am...

going to a meeting. Bum - might miss something absolutely fascinating or hilarious on here. But, like Arnie - I will be back....
13:52 Tue 10th Nov 20096 answers, last by sallabananas 16:37 Tue 10th Nov 2009
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Bbbananas

Would you nick testers from the cosmetics counters in department stores?

I have a mate, who shall obviously remain nameless (tight cow) who gets most of her make-up absolutely free... by nicking all the testers from the beauty counters - well, the ones without security...
13:55 Tue 10th Nov 200935 answers, last by ummmm 14:41 Tue 10th Nov 2009
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Bbbananas

A better joke, hopefully.

A woman arrived at a party, scanned the guests then spotted an attractive guy stood by himself. She approached him, smiled & said "Hello, my name's Carmen". "That's a beautiful name...
12:51 Tue 10th Nov 20099 answers, last by tamborine 13:45 Tue 10th Nov 2009
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zzxxee

right i'd better go and walk my mutt

have a fabulous day everyone xxx
12:12 Tue 10th Nov 200911 answers, last by zzxxee 12:41 Tue 10th Nov 2009
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McMouse

Should you use a condom

on every conceivable occasion?
11:38 Tue 10th Nov 20099 answers, last by brenda 12:28 Tue 10th Nov 2009
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docspock

I am going for a brisk walk as I need to shed a few pounds (lbs)

The question is, where to. The pub or the pie shop. Decisions decisions,...
11:34 Tue 10th Nov 20097 answers, last by steg 14:18 Tue 10th Nov 2009

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