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4getmenot
Right before redcrx gets excited this is not me whos doing any test its my mate. Basically about 2 weeks ago she did not just one but 9 tests and all came out positive. She then had doc last Friday...
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yogi-bear
mrs bear keeps singing this song this morning, and now it's fixed in my brain........cant get it out......but it is a happy little song, that is really quite jolly............. Sets you up for the day...
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stewey
in Blimeyland still abed? Wake up; you only got an hour's extra sleep.......not all day!
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Bobbisox
Defo BS, the more I see of him, the more I like him, he' sarky and witty, I like that, craft for her saucy s.o.h and peri and DEN for their daft as a brush take on life, who would you invite???
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tonyav
My favorite is when I have just come out of the boozer, And as I head of to the chippy over the road, The closer I get the stronger the chippy's aroma gets, ummm bloody loverly.
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4getmenot
I;m just gonna do beans on toast for tea coz I;m full of cold, soooooo tired and just cannor be fudged. Sometimes lazy teas are the best :-)
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tonyav
What type of Gusset do you prefer and why ?.
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pericat
I would love it to be Minty!
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Bbbananas
Not a red rose or a satin heart - I give you an onion. It is a moon wrapped in brown paper. It promises light... like the careful undressing of a lover. It will blind you with tears, like a lover. And...
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joggerjayne
As you're not going to be here on Monday ... Happy Birthday darling x x x I'm sending you a cyber-bottle of Veuve Clicquot ... <i>squeak squeak POP !</i> On second thoughts, I'd better...
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waterboatman
We are supposedly in for the proverbial wet weekend. Oh well, stay in and do smoething nice is the answer. Have a good day everyone.
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Postdog
I might make it permanent again cos every time I come here al I see are jokes. What is the point of having a jokes section if they are all going to be posted here?
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pericat
Have we an Elizabeth Taylor in our midst ? Or anky budding Lotharios?
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dothawkes31
trying not to be too critical here, but Halloween is about witches and not graves and death tut. some confused messages there ed.
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albaqwerty
new logo soon?
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Chlocolate
You sit down for the first time all day with a cup of tea (or coffee) and some biscuits. What biscuits would YOU have? :) I'd have those 'Lotus' caramelised biscuits . . . . Mmmmmm :P...
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smudge
Morning all you jokers - I've got to go out soon, but busy sifting through, copying & pasting all the jokes in Chatterbank to forward on later! Please - can't you put them all in the 'joke'...
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docspock
catch you later
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Bobbisox
Colonoscopy All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge. 'I should be in charge,' said the brain , 'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me...

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