Right before redcrx gets excited this is not me whos doing any test its my mate. Basically about 2 weeks ago she did not just one but 9 tests and all came out positive. She then had doc last Friday...
mrs bear keeps singing this song this morning, and now it's fixed in my brain........cant get it out......but it is a happy little song, that is really quite jolly............. Sets you up for the day...
Defo BS, the more I see of him, the more I like him, he' sarky and witty, I like that, craft for her saucy s.o.h and peri and DEN for their daft as a brush take on life, who would you invite???
My favorite is when I have just come out of the boozer, And as I head of to the chippy over the road, The closer I get the stronger the chippy's aroma gets, ummm bloody loverly.
Not a red rose or a satin heart - I give you an onion. It is a moon wrapped in brown paper. It promises light... like the careful undressing of a lover. It will blind you with tears, like a lover. And...
As you're not going to be here on Monday ... Happy Birthday darling x x x I'm sending you a cyber-bottle of Veuve Clicquot ... <i>squeak squeak POP !</i> On second thoughts, I'd better...
I might make it permanent again cos every time I come here al I see are jokes. What is the point of having a jokes section if they are all going to be posted here?
You sit down for the first time all day with a cup of tea (or coffee) and some biscuits. What biscuits would YOU have? :)
I'd have those 'Lotus' caramelised biscuits . . . . Mmmmmm :P...
Morning all you jokers - I've got to go out soon, but busy sifting through, copying & pasting all the jokes in Chatterbank to forward on later! Please - can't you put them all in the 'joke'...
Colonoscopy All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge. 'I should be in charge,' said the brain , 'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me...