Called pedro (after me of course) has just passed away My god just how do I tell her and she was looking so forward to a chav's barbie with me and bounce when she got in from work tonight. Ferking...
My parents have just taken my car because my brother has taken theirs. I'm already missing it terribly. They are going to bring it back tomorrow morning but I feel like I've lost a limb. The same...
I was in the caribbean on me hornymoon. Now I am stuck here in the effing garden with bouncer making his effing gooey eyes at me and winking at me and talking to a load of effing weirdos on my effing...
I did a brief stint (ard 4 months) in AB last year and sort of lost contact with the site. Does anyone remember me here(no peeking in profile)? (i used to do this section and the science section). I...
Just had some toasties while watching 'Big' Tom Hanks, remember that? I've seen it so many times, that shot where he goes back to the 'Zoltan' machine & he gets his wish! I'm going to tackle the...
flies always manage to find their way through an open window but can never find their way back out again. I have 2 unwelcome visitors and no SWAT team.
It's a fine☼☼☼ day here in Glocestershire. A lovely day to be in the Heritage Centre on the canal. I think we are going to be busy today. We are there from 10 to 1.30, then someone...
That life is a lemon and you want your money back,could you sue god for compo? I am sure that there are some solicitors out there that will take up your claim. No win no fee. I bet it will happen in...
Last night we had some stuff going off on the street. Me & my neighbour came out talking. He was telling us he'd just buried his dad & he did'nt need all this rubbish on top! Anyway, we were talking...