If the parents are not fans would they object to a Christening present made up of an Elvis, Bowie and Beach Boys set of three baby T'shirts. They are rather cute, but fear they may never be worn. Any...
It is fairly obvious to anybody with seven brain cells that all professional atheletically powered sports require a degree of fitness. It is therefore equally obvious that said sportsmen will have a...
I know Booster Girl is going to be a Grandmother of twins, so this is not meant as any offence whatsoever. But does anybody else find the whole issue with their paranormal messages to eachother a...
There has been a recent debate that is calling for Nazi data drawn from holocaust victims to be made public. Such data is argued to benefit modern science as the experiments are likely never to be...
If you could chose just only 6 from the following, what would you chose? 1) Bacon 2) Sausage 3) Kidneys 4) Black pudding 5) Eggs (your choice in what eggs) 6) Fried pots 7) Toms 8) Fried slice 9)...
1) Little House on the Prarie or The Waltons? 2) Would you poke a pile up your partners bum if you really had to? 3) Cruise or Safari? 4) Magnum or Cornetto? 5) If a mugger failed to rob you but left...
Did anybody find it odd that Kevin sought the name of a good solicitor from Phil and Phil gave him one!!! Was it not the case that his first brief, Marcus, stole all of Phil and Grants money, and the...
It has been a long time since I have read the books but can anybody tell me if the relationship between Frodo and Samwise is as homoerotic as it is portrayed in the movies?
When the fat woman had all the little pigs fall on her in the bingo hall, did anybody notice the poor people scavenge around for them and collect as many as possible? It was like watching Dickensian...
Walking through the streets of England, I notice there are too many agents. NEWS agents, ESTATE agents LETTING agents, DVD shops selling X Files with Agent Scully and Agent Moulder. Bloody agents. Get...
Since the Japanese girl a few weeks ago I have decided to watch X Factor this evening. Did anybody see the pregnant bird?? What a lovely voice but also what scum. Did you espy the black gammy teeth?...
I happily criticise both the Aitkens and the Cambridge diet, so I require no details on them please. However, I have a friend that needs to loose 3 stone in two months as he is having an operation. He...
1) The Professionals or The Sweeney 2) Scotland or Cornwall 3) Bread and Butter Pud or Apple Crumble 4) Jonathan Ross or Parky 5) Coca Cola or Lilt 6) Elton or Rod 7) Oak or Teak (as in furniture) 8)...
1) Dad's Army or Only Fools and Horses 2) Sound of Music or Grease 3) Jammie Dodgers or Jaffa Cakes 4) Students or Asians (as neighbours) 5) Ferrari or Porsche 6) X Factor or Hells Kitchen 7) Realism...
I apologise if this is a bit morbid, but it has puzzled me. I am a 16 stone man and if I trod on an ant with all my weight on one foot the ant will be completey squashed. However, the dead ant will...