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A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. “You’ll get your chance in court.” said the Desk Sergeant. “No, no no!”...
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I tried to sue the airport for losing my luggage, but I lost the case!!
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Has anybody got a pair of these, especially the Go Walk ones?? Are they comfy as they make out?...
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A hole has appeared in the ladies’ changing rooms at the local sports centre. Police are looking into it!!...
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My girlfriend told me she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer. I said, "No, wait! I can change."...
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Do you what this is??? Try the quiz to see other political terms http://news.sky.com/story/do-you-know-what-filibustering-is-well-its-not-a-sex-act-11002281...
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Can a cat5 cable, an Ethernet be used in place of a scart lead?
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Mick opens Paddy's fridge and says "Why do you keep an empty bottle of milk in here Paddy?" Paddy replies "In case someone wants a black coffee, ye thick ***!"...
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I have a sony xperia and all of a sudden my main email has gone weird. I deleted and tried to connect again using steps here...
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Did you hear about the short-sighted doctor who tried to perform a circumcision? He missed, and he got the sack.
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When I’m listening to U2, I turn down the treble a little bit. Just to take The Edge off!...
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Do you still wash and dry your dishes or you are lucky enough to have a dish washer. I myself wash and dry the dishes. Not sure if I want a dishwasher after hearing some friends moan about them. My...
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I spotted a Marmite van on the motorway. It was heading yeastbound!!
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Watching various athletes and looking at Denise Lewis, it seems to be the in thing to wear a wig!! I cannot help wondering as I don't wear a wig, do they take them off at night?? Do they even get...
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I have 2 tv's with freeview. One of them you can get all the channels, but other tv I cannot get channels such as film4+1, 5usa+1 and some others. I have constantly retuned but the channels not...
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I have a copy of the above which was shoved into my Mirror and I have seen folks asking for numbers which are featured in the magazine. I don't know much about these numbers, but if they are in this...
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I have heard it all! In Corrie earlier, Gemma told Chesney she was 'going to shake her lettuce' in reference to going to the loo. How do you say you're going to the loo?...
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Calling all Kindle owners, is the above worth the money I believe is £7.99 per month. I mostly get the freebies as I've joined several free books websites....
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What has 4 words and sometimes has 9 but never has 5??
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Warning!!!!! If you get a friend request from the New Zealand Rugby Team...... Don't accept it! They're hakas!!...

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