A college student was studying wildlife zoology. Ater one week the students had a test. The professor passed out a sheet of paper which was divided into 4 squares. In each square was a carefully drawn...
I have a friend living in Jaywick and cannot reach her in light of the recent news.
When I wanted to know, is it that bad on there on the East coast??
She has a sea front property....
An Irish man is stumbling home through the woods, totally drunk when he comes across a preacher baptising people in the river. The preacher turns around and is overcome by the smell of alcohol, but...
My friend's son applied for a job as a Traffic Warden. On the application form it asks if you have a driving licence. Yes my friend's son has an full AUTOMATIC driving licence. This was never bought...
I have a paved back 'garden' and I have decided I want some potted plants dotted around. I don't mind flowering or green plants that are suitable for outdoors and easy care. What do you recommend?...
1. Wrap some empty boxes in Christmas paper. 2. Label with your children's names and place under tree. 3. Wait for child to misbehave or disobey you. 4. Retrieve one labelled 'gift' from under tree....
When I was a young girl, mum bought these air fresheners that were round, had a hole in the middle (like a large polo mint) and they came in a variety of colours like pink, white, green etc. Once...
Does anyone know if there is a telephone that when the handset is not replaced, the phone will emit a noise alerting the owner? It is for my elderly dad, who finds and is unaware he is not replacing...
I love smoothies and I make them often. In a recipe using beetroot, should the beetroot be raw or cooked??
The recipes don't make it quite clear.
And what's your fave smoothie??...
Paddy asked his friend Bob what he was doing. Bob replied"I am working on aqua-thermal treatment of ceramics, aluminium and steel under a constrained environment!" Paddy was impressed until Bob's wife...
When they're done, we will be having roast potatoes, parsnip puree, carrots and fresh corn cobs. Afters, for those who want it, is a home made apple crumble with either ice cream or custard. All...
I grew up in a tough area. When i was a kid, people used to cover me in chocolate and cream then put a cherry on my head...
Life was tough in the gateau....