..if five of you decide to eat at a certain restaurant.....and reception at your accommodation gives you a voucher on the way out which reads.... One free glass of wine per person with each meal...
Good morning everyone - from a very chilly morning here in South Oz, where the temp is still hovering down in low single digits and the polar bears are wearing their woolly socks and very colourful...
Father-in-law is 82, his four children are in their 50's (3 sons and a daughter) FIL doesn't keep particularly well, but Mr alba used to go and see him a few times a day, every day for a few years. Mr...
A man was watching TV as his wife was out cutting the grass during the hot summer. He finally worked up the energy to go out and ask his wife what was for supper. Well, his wife was quite irritated...
Yesterday i mistakenly put hot chilli sauce over my sunday dinner ; mistaking it for Sweet Chilli Sauce . I had to throw the food away because all i couldn't taste it . There was just pure heat in my...
So my mums birthday a few days ago and my sister took her out for a steak at lunch, nothing wrong with that at all... I took her for afternoon tea (both meals cost about the same). I went round to my...
Good morning everyone - well after several downpours and some very strong winds, we have the makings of a half-decent weekend and as it's a Public Holiday, that makes it even more enjoyable.... and...
Hello! As you know, we're working on redesigning the site so that it works on every device - i.e. it works on mobile, tablet and your laptop/desktop PC. We're also taking the opportunity to tidy up...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3636458/Grandmother-79-oldest-woman-UK-sex-offenders-register-caught-having-sex-park-toyboy-lover-54.html
I bet that sight gave passers by nightmares :D...
I need to do a bit of business in a Santander about 10 miles away. I ordered some money to picked up here there today. At 9.30 this morning received a call from a light-talking lady leaving me with a...
A midget was complaining to a police officer that someone picked his pockets. "I can't believe someone would stoop so low" responded the police officer......