As the Chatterbank Arms is getting so busy (I waited hours for a go on the greasy pole - not the foreigner ) I 'm thinking of opening a posh hotel for the regulars. No swinging on poles...
On Saturday, I'm taking some family out for a meal to celebrate my birthday. I'm going with my partner, his parents (who he dislikes), my mum and dad (who divorced 13 years ago, and haven't spoken...
Does anyone still write letters anymore? Or even send postcards from holidays?Since the arrival of modern communication no one that I know writes many, but I loved getting letters & always...
I hate it hate it hate it! Its so dottardy and eee up clegg lets see whats on the wireless. Can't these people get with it a bit. Also these people never seem to age...are they just young...
I work as a driver and lately have been doing some early shifts, Not normally a problem but each day lately I feel really sick until about lunchtime when I generally feel better. Then I have my lunch,...
I've heard that using haemorrhoid cream gets rid of eye bags, is this true? If so does it have to be washed off after so long or do you just use it as a cream. Thanks.
How do I pull a sickie convincingly on Monday?? What are the tried and tested best routes and should I involve Mr Sunflower in the dreaded 8.30am phonecall? Please note I am not...
Is it appropiate for a father to continue to shower with his 3 1/2 year old daughter? I (his girlfriend), think that once the child gets to the age where she realizes the difference between male and...
OK, we live in a democracy. Who loves it, and who would like to see it banished from our screens forever? Simply vote 'love it' or 'hate it' (one vote per AB'er). If we get more 'hate its', those who...
For instance, my mum wont cut peppers because the seeds make her feel sick! Me, well we have salmon for tea once a week and one side still has the scales on, they tend to stick to the baking tray so i...