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Bobbisox

Famous for being...errrm..Famous?

Just what exactly is Sinitta famous for, the coverage this woman gets on television and in the papers is unbelievable !!! btw I would have posted in M&TV but the last one in there was Sunday...LOL...
14:50 Mon 04th Jan 201013 answers, last by Bobbisox 15:07 Mon 04th Jan 2010
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__NOK__

But he's a bit of a slaphead !

ladies .............what do you think about Bald gentlemen ?
20:00 Sun 13th Dec 200913 answers, last by joggerjayne 21:45 Sun 13th Dec 2009
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joggerjayne

Delia is sooooo boring

Delia is on telly (snore ... zzzzzzzzz ) She doesn't make good telly. Bring back Gary Rhodes (fun) ... or Keith (good drinking pal) (being dead ... bit of a drawack) ... Gordon (fab and spunky) ......
19:15 Sun 13th Dec 200919 answers, last by Barmaid 20:50 Sun 13th Dec 2009
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Smutmachine

Why are you not meant to thaw chicken in hot water?

Iv'e just dethawed chicken sausages which Ive done before before transferring to the oven with onions and oil and have just found out this shouldn't be done, Any reason for this?
19:32 Sun 13th Dec 20098 answers, last by katerich48 13:55 Thu 24th Dec 2009
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Drisgirl

Ryan Giggs

is gonna win Sports Personality of the Year despite not having a personality. Posted before but i dont like Man U and am not a particular fan of him but i have to say that to remain at the peak of...
19:28 Sun 13th Dec 200913 answers, last by Drisgirl 21:14 Sun 13th Dec 2009
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Smutmachine

Smoked haddock timing

Ive just put a nice piece of smoked haddock in a foil parcel with several chopped shallots, Spring onions, 2 cloves of garlic, an Inch of ginger, 3 sticks of lemon grass, A small handful of flatleaf...
20:40 Sat 12th Dec 20098 answers, last by Strobellight 23:28 Sat 12th Dec 2009
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mrs.chappie

Have you laughed when you know you shouldn't?

My hubby is booked in at the hospital for a rectal exam. I feel for him, I really do. It must be horrible. I couldn't help but laugh though, when he got the letter from the hospital. It gave him a...
22:09 Mon 07th Dec 200917 answers, last by mrs.chappie 22:57 Mon 07th Dec 2009
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mrs.chappie

Revenge?

So .... Gino nicked Paul Young's guitar. While Gino's in Oz, should Paul Young go round to Gino's house and nick his cooker?
21:56 Mon 07th Dec 20095 answers, last by mrs.chappie 22:18 Mon 07th Dec 2009
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Smutmachine

Calling all fishmongers and fish experts

Can you give me the name of any popular fishes that they sell that have one main bone or few small bones preferably white and meaty as well as not breaking the bank. Thanks....
18:47 Mon 07th Dec 200919 answers, last by Donquixote 10:31 Fri 11th Dec 2009
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suzie1

its my birthday tomorow

its my birthday tommorow...thought id tell you nice people
20:43 Mon 07th Dec 200937 answers, last by suzie1 22:45 Mon 07th Dec 2009
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richardjhoop

Last Penny

A father walks into a restaurant with his young son and gives the young boy 3 pennies to play with to keep him occupied. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The father realizes...
20:50 Mon 07th Dec 20092 answers, last by Smutmachine 20:54 Mon 07th Dec 2009
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richardjhoop

Bath Night

A couple take on an 18-year-old girl as a lodger. She asked if she could have a bath but the woman of the house told her they didn't have a bath but she could use a tin bath in front of the...
20:44 Mon 07th Dec 20091 answer, last by Smutmachine 20:45 Mon 07th Dec 2009
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richardjhoop

BOOM (part 2)

Speaking from the shed in the West Midlands where he currently resides, Al Qaeda chief executive Osama bin Laden explained, "We sympathise with our workers' concerns but Al Qaeda is simply not in...
20:26 Mon 07th Dec 20095 answers, last by dustypuss 20:45 Mon 07th Dec 2009
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Caribeing

Christmas Presents with a difference!!

What would you really like as a Christmas present! I have just received theatre tickets much to my joy, a neighbour is having his garden done daffodils planted etc, and another friend has been offered...
20:21 Mon 07th Dec 200918 answers, last by craft1948 22:37 Mon 07th Dec 2009
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richardjhoop

BOOM

Muslim suicide bombers in Britain are set to begin a three-day strike on Monday in a dispute over the number of virgins they are entitled to in the afterlife. Emergency talks with Al Qaeda management...
20:25 Mon 07th Dec 20093 answers, last by Smutmachine 20:32 Mon 07th Dec 2009
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chakka35

Do you know the most erotic statue in London?

I do, because the late and much-missed Alan Coren tells us in one of his pieces. He says that when he took Princess Michael of Kent to see it "her response was so earthy a giggle that grown men...
16:41 Mon 07th Dec 200914 answers, last by Mr Veritas 02:48 Wed 09th Dec 2009
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dothawkes31

damn, I hardly ever watch Deal or No Deal

but the annoincer has just said the one at 4.10 today could well be the best one ever and I have to go back to work for 5. What would make it the best one ever? Is Garth Broiks doing a guest hosting...
15:25 Mon 07th Dec 200927 answers, last by lilsecret 21:43 Mon 07th Dec 2009
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stewey

To ahmskunnirt and tamborine.

I just realized that on Dec 1st I asked a question regarding "Up the tall ladder, down the short rope.....", and you two answered. I had forgotten that I had posted it! Anyway, I apologize...
15:25 Mon 07th Dec 200911 answers, last by ahmskunnirt 15:47 Mon 07th Dec 2009
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docspock

Sea monkey update.

Bet you want to get some of these . http://www.youtube.co...JBd0E&feature=channel...
14:59 Mon 07th Dec 200918 answers, last by Smutmachine 15:26 Mon 07th Dec 2009
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Nosha123

Any betting tips for the day??

OK.. I have a £25 'free bet' burning a hole in my pocket - and I dont understand anything about betting.... 3/1 1/3 - its all greek to me.. Any tips out there from any betting experts as to what...
14:45 Mon 07th Dec 200914 answers, last by anotherwriter 08:43 Thu 19th May 2022

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