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Lore

man goes to the dentist...

A man went to his dentist because he feels something wrong in his mouth. The dentist examines him and says, "that new upper plate I put in for you six months ago is eroding. What have you been...

steg

A guy goes to his eye doctor for an examination. They start talking as the doctor is examing his eyes. In the middle of their conversation, the doctor casually says, "You need to stop masturbating."...

snapdarlich

For Steg

Just read this one and thought you'd like it. A man went to a Zoo - When he got there, the only animal on show was a dog. It was a Shih-Tzu.

snapdarlich

Just watched Eastenders.

At the end there was a message - If you feel you have been affected by this episode etc etc call this number etc etc Can you call if you thought it was sh*t! I'm now stuck with the image of Pat and...

Lore

paranoia!

ok, I know it'll be my birthday soon and yes the years are creeping up on me.... but those adverts for face lifts are worrying me... Ed what are you trying to say? :o\

{Dakota}

Snap

Tattie Boodie? Not, I meant Tattie Heid :s You're the numpty! :p

steg

woman vs KFC

What does a woman and KFC have in common?After you are done eating the breasts, legs, and thighs, all you are left with is a greasy box to put your bone in.

steg

woman vs KFC

this is my last joke of the night What does a woman and KFC have in common?After you are done eating the breasts, legs, and thighs, all you are left with is a greasy box to put your bone in.

ilovetazzy

why

you all talkin about me behind my back?

ibrox72

aaaaaagh !

Lovenkrands AND Malcom ???

snapdarlich

I've just been given a bottle of Eclipse

Brut from a friend - They got it and don't drink... Who wants a glass...(BTW - I think it's a cheap on!) h'eh mind, eh! <POP!> Glasses out. Cheers!

steg

Giving 100 percent

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove...

steg

the truck driver & the police man

A truck driver was driving along on the motorway. A sign comes up that reads "low bridge ahead." He tries to turn off but, before he knows it, the bridge is right there and he gets stuck under it....

B00

Revel anyone?

When when i say Revels...I actually mean all the raisin ones, they are gross. An of course in order to know that they are raisin in the 1st place- they are half chewed...... Still....the offers there...

dotjhawkes

Good evening everyone

Are you all well?

honkytonkgal

anyone want to play

http://web.okaygo.co.uk/apps/letters/flashcom/

JamieR

Hi

I have just joined but would like to say how great this site is. Have only browsed through this section recently but the other sections give real good advice, this seems more of a place to chill :-p