I took my pet giraffe down the pub with me the other day to celebrate his birthday. We started drinking and had a great time but ten pints of stella later and we were ruined. We both realised we'd had...
I am getting married next year and our theme for the wedding is 'diamonds and pearls' and the colour purple. For our wedding favours i would like diamond shape chocolates that i can put in organza...
I awoke this morning to hear Caspar 'digging for victory' in his litter tray......he was at it for ages. When I got up...I discovered the little horror had aimed at the wall....... :-(( He had no...
Am I the only person who's sick to the teeth of this irritating advert with the German (?) speaking puppets? Every single commercial break ......... AAAaarrggh!
hi everyone i am planning a 'credit crunch' camping break with my sons and would love to know some cheap cheap games i could take (limited space) or some games i could make - indoor and outdoor. any...
i go to sea cadets and one of the two nights a week that i go, the army cadets are there to. almost all the time they're outside even in rain and snow. all we ever see them do is running running drill...
There is a monastery near Aspen, Colorado, called Snowmass. All the monks have taken a vow of silence. They rarely speak. Each day begins with morning worship. The service starts when the head abbot...
I still chuckle forty years on at these..... Q. How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge A. Footprints in the butter Q. How can you tell if an elephant is in your fridge A. You cant...
Who do you think is the worst Prime Minister of modern times, ie post war. I can't decide between Tony Blair or Gordon Brown. Blair had much longer to f**k up the country but Brown has done equally...
If God could write a letter to mankind/ you could write a letter to God, what would you say? I need an idea for some work I'm doing, both religious and non-religious views will be gratefully received....
Years ago when I worked in a customer-facing environment we were told we had to tell people our name when answering the telephone. I objected to telling people my christian name as I thought it...
Brenda and Terry are going out for the evening. The last thing they do is put their cat out. The taxi arrives, and as the couple walk out of the house, the cat scoots back in. Terry returns inside to...
I have been put in charge of thinking of ideas/themes to have in our 'home corner' at pre school (age 3-4) we have had the usual, building site, doctors, flower shop etc. Has anyone got any good ideas...