A Scotsman steps into a wee baker's on Sauciehall Street and points to an item in the display cabinet. He asks the assistant lassie, "Is that a macaroon or a meringue." "Noo," relies the lassie,...
All answers are sports or pastimes 1. I understood ultimately that I had to look into it in reverse (4) 2. I am inside southern ruler (6) 3. If you did this playing football the opposing team would...
Passenger to Airline Ticket Agent: "I want my brown suitcase sent to Leeds airport, my green suitcase sent to Cardiff, and my tan suitcase sent to Birmingham." Ticket Agent: "I'm sorry, sir; this...
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...ok I get it they are still annoyed about Brexit and twitface etc but why would you punish your own ski resorts etc?...
Local Quiz All answers relate to music, however of the 90 questions about 70 are the names of groups and so far not songs: Clues 1. One who wears boardies 2. Everybody’s most hated 3. Keep it legal 4....
We only get ours about twice a week but in those two days a huge amount of post is in the outside letterbox especially given the time of year, I checked yesterday, nothing, I checked yesterday tea...
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-59653236 "But Health Secretary Sajid Javid said it had spread so widely the rules no longer had much purpose." Just as our greatest living midget delivers another...
A lottery ticket was bought with a stolen Debit Card, and won £4million. The men who stole the card were found out and were jailed. What happened to the prize money? Someone paid for the winning...
Did Dominic Raab attend the same School for Liars as Boris..... Today on Sky news he said there are 250 people in Hospital with Omicron..... Later on BBC he said there are 9 people in hospital with...
Have just read that Burnley star of the 1960’s Jimmy Robson has passed away .He is the seventh player of their championship side from 1960 who has died from Alzheimer’s disease.Are there any players...
An old man opened the curtains to allow the sun to fill the room with light. He stood there gazing up at the grey cloudy sky. His wife said, "what's that ringing sound" ?. And her husband replied, "it...
A chocolate company making advent calendars purposely left the space for 8 December empty. In the wake of complaints the company say the advent calendar was designed with the same unequal distribution...
https://news.sky.com/story/birmingham-mother-of-baby-abandoned-in-park-found-after-search-lasting-eight-months-12495320 I can't help wondering what the kid is going to think when he inevitably...