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Another stupid question .......

Does anybody know about freezers? I defrosted mine this evening. Some of the sheets of ice were nearly three inches thick and about the size of my keyboard. Might have been overdue for a thaw. After...

bobjugs12

Why are farts so funny????

Why do all normal people giggle about botty-burps? PS Anyone who doesn't find flatulence amusing is rubbish!!!...

ladyalex

Mad over Fifties Club

The Club is now Open. Good evening everyone and welcome once again to our club. There will be a raffle tonight as usual, so any donations will be gratefully received. So far we have: 3 bath cubes a...

josaphine32

Home alone tonight...what are your plans....

Daughter has gone to her dads for the night, there is nothing on the telly at the moment, and i am starting to feel a tad bored, So what are your plans for this evening? anyone got anything special...

NoMercy

Famous people who sound like....

Animals and nature... (Just for you, Mick) ;-) Dolphin Lundgren Trees Witherspoon Heather Mills. Take it away, you witty lot.......

solvitquick

Self Certifcation for extended driving licence at 70 yeas of age

When I approach 70 years of age and state truthfully that I can read a car number plate at 20.5 metres and do not need driving glasses will I still be called to prove this (seems a waste of taxpayers...

joggerjayne

Pink Jacket For A Guy

I was on Regent Street yesterday, and I went in Austin Reed. I saw this pink jacket in the mens casual section, and I bought one for the BF. I think most guys look good in a pink shirt, so ... Are you...

kawii23

How do I get my boyfriend to hold me by

How do I get my boyfriend to hold me by the waist while were sitting next to eachother?

brenda

FAO BOBBI

Nae then bobbi -- what you huffy about ? Thought you was a canny lass , bit like miself. Come on bobbi keep her gannin,dinna let the b***t**ds grind you doon. Regards Brenda....

Buenchico

I'm getting worse!

Only 2 out of 7 this week :-( http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-13068655 Anyone else fancy a go?...

Buenchico

RIP Toby Mulbery-Smith (aka Mr Lucas)

I'm feeling old. There aren't many actors from my favourite programmes left ;-( http://www.bbc.co.uk/...ainment-arts-13098312...

trt

Why do most British customers accept queuing...

.... in supermarkets, department stores etc? Tonight I went to homebase for 3 items at 7pm and there was only one cashier till open. It took me 20 minutes to pay for my goods with a very unhappy...

knowabit

Applying for a job in a Catholic school...

would it go against me that I am not a Catholic? I know it shouldn't, but was just wondering!

RATTER15

So funny :-)

Hilarious, you gotta see it!!!

milly143

Are you supersticious?

I've just had a call from one of our employees, very worried because he has just realised that his employee number is 13 and is so supersticious that he requested it be changed immediately. In my...

tinkerbell23

Just nearly died laughing at celeb juice

I love it always makes me LOL!! X

Zammo

Flying the nest...not when you have it this good.

I've just read about a guy in his twenties who lives at home and has his Mum do pretty much everything for him. She waits on him hand and foot. She starts every morning by running him a bath. She also...

KATHLAKELAND

I've got your number quiz

25. 5 and 9 B L 28. 1000000 DB 29. 617 DB 30. 2008 O G in B 34. 3 BGG any help appreciated thanks...

MichaelZZ

Irrelevant answers to serious questions

Is there any way that a reply that doesn't in any way answer the original question can be removed from the thread? I very often find that a completely irrelevant reply to a serious question has been...