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Johnny likes your thinking

The teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on Little Johnny. He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the...
20:47 Fri 09th Dec 20055 answers, last by nfn 22:14 Fri 09th Dec 2005
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steg

buffalo

A soldier was given the job of hunting for buffalo. To help him, he hired an Indian Scout. The two of them set off on their journey to find buffalo. After riding awhile, the Indian gets off his horse,...
19:58 Fri 09th Dec 20054 answers, last by snapdarlich 20:12 Fri 09th Dec 2005
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steg

x mas joke

Q ,why was Jesus not born in Dundee ------------------ A ,they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin
18:50 Fri 09th Dec 20057 answers, last by Drisgirl 22:32 Fri 09th Dec 2005
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Joke

A primary teacher explains to her class that she is a Liverpool fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they too, are Liverpool fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one...
17:26 Fri 09th Dec 20052 answers, last by steg 18:47 Fri 09th Dec 2005
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the love dress

The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couple's house. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house. She saw her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door. "What are you...
17:28 Fri 09th Dec 20053 answers, last by Gill 05 18:14 Fri 09th Dec 2005
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Woodsz

Second time around

Ive put this on before but it is a good un Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering they must present something...
21:25 Thu 08th Dec 20054 answers, last by October 21:43 Thu 08th Dec 2005
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Gill 05

A wee joke for you

A Weegie walks into the local job centre, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Awwriiiight big man... you know, I just HATE being on benefit, I'd really rather hae a joab." The social worker...
20:14 Thu 08th Dec 20057 answers, last by Gill 05 21:15 Thu 08th Dec 2005
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bobtheturkey

i love it when a plan works

byeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :))))
19:47 Thu 08th Dec 20054 answers, last by Rubyrose 20:06 Thu 08th Dec 2005
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steg

golf

Moses, Jesus, and an old man are golfing. Moses steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the fairway and lands in the water trap. Moses parts the water and chips the ball onto the...
16:12 Wed 07th Dec 200515 answers, last by mycatis 16:52 Wed 07th Dec 2005
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steg

bye the noo

have to go, its been......... well........... different lol :-)
22:37 Tue 06th Dec 20054 answers, last by steg 22:41 Tue 06th Dec 2005
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Lore

paranoia!

ok, I know it'll be my birthday soon and yes the years are creeping up on me.... but those adverts for face lifts are worrying me... Ed what are you trying to say? :o\
21:36 Tue 06th Dec 200524 answers, last by steg 22:40 Tue 06th Dec 2005
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nicnicnic

men are from mars...

What are some good ways to find out if a man fancies you or not?
20:40 Tue 06th Dec 20057 answers, last by steg 22:15 Tue 06th Dec 2005
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woman vs KFC

What does a woman and KFC have in common?After you are done eating the breasts, legs, and thighs, all you are left with is a greasy box to put your bone in.
21:10 Tue 06th Dec 200515 answers, last by steg 22:01 Tue 06th Dec 2005
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For Steg

Just read this one and thought you'd like it. A man went to a Zoo - When he got there, the only animal on show was a dog. It was a Shih-Tzu.
21:26 Tue 06th Dec 200524 answers, last by snapdarlich 21:56 Tue 06th Dec 2005
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steg

woman vs KFC

this is my last joke of the night What does a woman and KFC have in common?After you are done eating the breasts, legs, and thighs, all you are left with is a greasy box to put your bone in.
21:03 Tue 06th Dec 20055 answers, last by ursula62 11:00 Wed 07th Dec 2005
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eye exam

A guy goes to his eye doctor for an examination. They start talking as the doctor is examing his eyes. In the middle of their conversation, the doctor casually says, "You need to stop masturbating."...
20:53 Tue 06th Dec 20055 answers, last by snapdarlich 22:00 Tue 06th Dec 2005
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Giving 100 percent

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove...
20:33 Tue 06th Dec 20052 answers, last by steg 20:49 Tue 06th Dec 2005
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loudickson71

I just had a ploughman's lunch

He wasn't happy... Let's hear it for bad, old, simple jokes. Keep me entertained, anyway...
18:11 Mon 05th Dec 20055 answers, last by loudickson71 21:30 Mon 05th Dec 2005
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loudickson71

Shoebombers

Increase your payload by becoming a clown. Any other top tips?
20:03 Mon 05th Dec 20059 answers, last by Zen 22:37 Mon 05th Dec 2005
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steg

UCLA study

A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: If...
19:27 Mon 05th Dec 20052 answers, last by steg 19:37 Mon 05th Dec 2005

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