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the English language (part 1)

Let's face it - English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither pine nor apple in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in...
17:24 Mon 05th Dec 20052 answers, last by steg 18:55 Mon 05th Dec 2005
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ilovetaz

steg

what is it with you and our languge? :o)
17:35 Mon 05th Dec 20052 answers, last by ilovetaz 18:50 Mon 05th Dec 2005
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steg

the body builder

A physically large guy meets a woman at a bar, and after a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place. As they are making out in the bedroom, ready for the act, he stands up and starts to...
18:36 Fri 02nd Dec 20052 answers, last by steg 19:15 Fri 02nd Dec 2005
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steg

the painting thief

Recently a guy in Paris nearly got away with stealing several paintings fromthe Louvre. However, after planning the crime, breaking in, evadingsecurity, getting out and escaping with the goods, he was...
18:46 Fri 02nd Dec 20058 answers, last by In A Pickle 21:41 Fri 02nd Dec 2005
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Woodsz

Christmas Cracker

He laid her on the table. So white clean and bare.His forehead wet with beads of sweat. He rubbed her here and there.He touched her neck and then her breast.And then drooling felt her thigh. The slit...
22:12 Thu 01st Dec 200511 answers, last by Woodsz 08:44 Fri 02nd Dec 2005
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steg

pussy & bitch

A kid comes home from school and says to his mom, "Mom I've got a problem." She says "Tell me." He tells her that the boys at school are using 2 words he doesn't understand. She asks him what they...
17:11 Thu 01st Dec 20057 answers, last by steg 18:39 Thu 01st Dec 2005
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steg

success

One day, Harry came upon a big, long ladder that stretched into the clouds. He'd walked this way every day and this ladder was never there before. Curious and brave, he began to climb. Eventually, he...
17:04 Thu 01st Dec 20054 answers, last by dove 20:49 Thu 01st Dec 2005
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mycatis

Contact lenses..

I was just in the bath, and I'm thinking, "I can't remember if I've still got my contact lenses in or not!"So, I sat there for about 5 bl00dy minutes, trying to remember if I had taken them out yet or...
19:05 Fri 25th Nov 200512 answers, last by mycatis 19:32 Fri 25th Nov 2005
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steg

doing the dishes

Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price, but it's missing a seal, so whenever it rains he has to smear vaseline over the spot where the seal should be.Anyway,...
18:43 Fri 25th Nov 20055 answers, last by steg 18:54 Fri 25th Nov 2005
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Gooner_Badge

made me laff

check this out!!!!!! ... It's a cracker!!!! http://tinypic.com/htbl8p.jpg
16:29 Fri 25th Nov 200523 answers, last by haysi06 18:33 Fri 25th Nov 2005
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Gooner_Badge

right

I'M OUTTA HERE LET'S GO F**KIN MENTAL ... Oi Oi it's been emotional.
17:46 Fri 25th Nov 20059 answers, last by Gill 05 18:04 Fri 25th Nov 2005
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steg

construction site

There was this construction worker on the 3rd floor of this unfinished building. He needed a hand saw, but was too lazy to go down and get it himself, so he tried to call his fellow worker on the...
17:28 Fri 25th Nov 20057 answers, last by mycatis 17:54 Fri 25th Nov 2005
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steg

joke banned? why?

humourless **** don't think some one wants me to get your crown Gooner lol
17:26 Fri 25th Nov 20056 answers, last by steg 17:45 Fri 25th Nov 2005
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steg

a dancer ?

the ballerina ? A lady at the far end of the bar waves her arm in the air to get the attention of the waiter and by doing that, exposes her hairy armpit. Down the other end of the bar is a very drunk...
16:44 Fri 25th Nov 20053 answers, last by steg 17:05 Fri 25th Nov 2005
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darkstar

joke

guy walks into a bar, asks for 2 large Barcardi and Cokes, Barman serves him and notices that he drinks one and pours one down his trousers this happens three more times . The barman walks over to the...
14:06 Thu 24th Nov 20055 answers, last by steg 14:16 Thu 24th Nov 2005
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blueeyedlass

its snowing !!!

gawd here we go , bring on the blizzards
14:01 Thu 24th Nov 200524 answers, last by nickmo 14:49 Thu 24th Nov 2005
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steg

Work v Prison

When you think about the differences between work and prison, maybe prison isn't so bad...IN PRISON.......You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.AT WORK........You spend most of your time...
12:59 Thu 24th Nov 200510 answers, last by Gill 05 13:40 Thu 24th Nov 2005
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sandrajo

Gift

What is the most annoying gift you can GIVE for a xmas pressie............................
13:08 Thu 24th Nov 200516 answers, last by JackDanielsU 14:57 Thu 24th Nov 2005
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steg

employee training

...... In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of Special High Intensity...
20:39 Tue 22nd Nov 20054 answers, last by steg 21:21 Tue 22nd Nov 2005
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steg

layoffs

One day the president of a company calls in Dave, the vice-president. He says, "Dave, you have to lay off either Jack or Nicole." Dave says Jack has three kids and Nicole is his best worker, but the...
23:27 Mon 21st Nov 20053 answers, last by steg 23:41 Mon 21st Nov 2005

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