If this has already been done then sorry :( pirate-name My Pirate name was Dirty Ethel KiddMr pixi was Iron Jack Rackham I know, I know, small things please small minds lol
I looked at this site because of a thread in shopping, but look at the right hand side of the page, click on where it says "Quick the boss is coming" Brilliant idea!! I think AB should have this ED...
........................... The owner of a golf course in Aberdeen was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his blonde secretary for some mathematical help.He called her into office...
I am goin back to work today so will need a laff when I get home - I wondered: 1)Who would you like to play you in a movie of your life? 2) Realistically - who would it actually be! Mine are (tongue...
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A philosophy professor stood before her class and had some items in front of her. When the class began, silently she picked up a large empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with rocks. She...
I have recently started doing regular weight training for the last two months. I am a fit 20 year old lad. I have noticed that my sex drive has risen beyond belief and have started to grow more body...
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind. A gentleman approached her and said, "Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to...
what was the last concert that you went to ? i went to see Motorhead in Glasgow on Monday night.my ears were ringing for two days cause it was loud. and Lemmy is the king
A guy sits down in a Cafe' and asks for the hot chile.The waitress says, "The guy next to you got the last bowl."He looks over and sees that the guy's finished his meal, but the chili bowl is still...
Does anyone have a claim to fame? decent or rubbish? mines quite rubbish but as a man u fan i will treasure the memory forever - i met david beckham at a man u game where they come out and sign...