Q: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde are walking down the street when they spot a $10 bill. Who picks it up?A: The dumb blonde! because, there is no such thing as Santa...
This pirate walks into a bar with a big ship's wheel down his pants. The bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but do you know you have a ship's wheel down the front of your pants?" And the pirate says......
I was sat upstairs this morning when I heard a weird noise from downstairs, it sounded like when you rip off sellotape, so i sneaked downstairs all brave (i was only one in house ) and couldnt see...
This thread is in no way meant to be linked to, or a reaction to, Smudge's thread below!!! :-) I think it's fair to say that AB represents a decent cross-section of British (and also lots of other...
A sailor meets a pirate in a bar, and they take turns recounting their adventures at sea. Noting the pirate's peg leg, hook, and eye patch, the sailor asks, "So, how did you end up with the peg...
When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.In college I...
How full of bizy bodies is this site? You know I'm right. You know who you are. Just take a deep breath and punch a pillow. No point getting all worked up to a foam over some 1s and 0s. ps. I have no...
Two ducks were on their honeymoon and were about to get down to business when the male duck realises he has no condoms, So he calls room service and asks for a condom, Room service replies, No...
A cat dies and goes to Heaven. God meets him at the gate and says, 'You've been a good cat all of these years. Anything you desire is yours, all you have to do is ask.' The cats says, 'Well, I lived...
who's the hardest................................................ Danger Mouse :-) ................ or that pathetic little rodent called mighty mouse :(