anyone having trouble with virgin catch up tv on demand,and loss of channels in the north west.Had trouble for the last two days now just wondered if anyone else was having trouble.
Diarrhoea or constipation? Having had the squits for two days now I think I prefer constipation. At least you don't have to make sure you are within reach of a bog at all times and pebble dash the...
This bloke is browsing in a pet shop, and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn't have any feet or legs. The bloke says aloud, 'Jeesh, I wonder what happened to this parrot.?' The parrot...
A man goes into the doctors feeling a little ill The doctor checks him over and says, 'Sorry, I have some bad news, you have Yellow 24, a really nasty virus. It's called Yellow 24 because it turns...
I have been accused of theft from my employer, something I completely deny. I have not been charged however, I can see this happening due to circumstantial evidence. I look forward to my day in court....
just opened a packet of crisps which was less than a quarter full blimey if they take a few more out there will be none in there to start with! you get less and less for your money these days don't...
Cutting back a hedge I found a hammer in the middle of it. The head is a solid rectangular block, 4 inches x 1 3/4 inches.
Was it designed for some specific use?...