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jigsaw

paddy say's to mick '' can you help me with this jigsaw, it's meant to be a tiger. '' mick say's '' put the f@ckin frosties back in the box you thick bast@rd ! .
14:44 Thu 11th Dec 20081 answer, last by eash 14:48 Thu 11th Dec 2008
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blind guy

blind guy goes to see a prostitute, but as he is blind can't see what he is getting and ends up with a pox ridden old boot. they go up stairs and she undresses he run,s his hand over her spotty @rse...
12:26 Thu 11th Dec 20081 answer, last by lesblue 13:00 Thu 11th Dec 2008
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jobs

i'm being made redundant on 21st nov, '' giz a job ''.
10:41 Mon 03rd Nov 20088 answers, last by cazzz1975 13:44 Mon 03rd Nov 2008
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villa

the mighty aston villa have won 3 nil.
17:15 Thu 18th Sep 20084 answers, last by tonyav 17:23 Thu 18th Sep 2008
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olympics

just been watching the olympics,i think theres a problem with the lighting.loads of people in the crowd are squinting.
10:16 Sat 16th Aug 20083 answers, last by Postdog 11:35 Sat 16th Aug 2008
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kinky

husband says''i fancy kinky sex can i *** in your ear ?'' wife says'' no i might go deaf !'' husband says'' ive been cumin in your mouth for 20 years and your still f!!cking talking !''
10:40 Sun 03rd Aug 20083 answers, last by tonyav 17:47 Sun 03rd Aug 2008
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chippy

i've just come out of a chippy eating a pie,a tramp sat on the floor outside said i've had nothing to eat for two days,i said i wish i had your will power.
09:13 Fri 01st Aug 20082 answers, last by squarebear 10:26 Fri 01st Aug 2008
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ringing

some tw@t keeps ringing me and singing prince charming and stand and deliver down the phone. i keep telling him to f@ck off........but he's adamant.
10:22 Thu 31st Jul 20083 answers, last by rugeleyboy 16:20 Thu 31st Jul 2008
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tramp

a tramp walks into a posh jewellers, pulls down his pants and starts fingering his @rse. the shop assistant shouts " get out you dirty f@cking b@stard. " the tramp is furious " make your f@cking mind...
16:04 Fri 25th Jul 2008
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dentist

old lady visits dentist, sits on chair, lowers panties and lifts her legs, he says, i'm not a gynocologist,she said i know, i want you to take my husbands teeth out.
15:52 Fri 25th Jul 20081 answer, last by squarebear 15:53 Fri 25th Jul 2008
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why

why you should never marry a tennis player ? because love means nothing to them.
10:46 Fri 25th Jul 2008
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sauna

three naked men in a sauna,an american,japenese and an irishman.they heard a bleeping sound,the american touches his arm and says thats my pager,i have a microchip under my skin,next a phone rings and...
09:38 Fri 25th Jul 20081 answer, last by MiniN 14:32 Fri 25th Jul 2008
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police

just been arrested.was in car,dying for a pee so did it in a coke can.police stopped me and asked what was in the can.now being done for possesion of canap!ss
10:23 Thu 24th Jul 20082 answers, last by karmgirl 14:20 Thu 24th Jul 2008
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fleas

two fleas on a fanny.one is a mugger.one is a junkie. how do you tell them apart ?......the mugger is hiding in the bush.and the junkie is sniffing the crack !
08:09 Tue 22nd Jul 2008
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drugs

dawn french has been arrested for possesion of hard drugs.....she went through customs with no knickers on. fell over & exposed 40 lbs of crack.
08:02 Tue 22nd Jul 2008
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question

question......if mothers celebrate mothers day,fathers celebrate fathers day,and lovers celebrate valentine's day ......do w@nkers celebrate palm sunday ?
17:46 Mon 21st Jul 20081 answer, last by Marvelman 21:18 Mon 21st Jul 2008
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expensive

pulled this bird last night,she said she wanted to go somewhere expensive so i took her to a petrol station !
17:38 Mon 21st Jul 20082 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 22:32 Mon 21st Jul 2008
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hillbilly

hillbilly couple are walking out of the divorce court,the wife is crying her heart out.husband says...for f@cks sakes stop crying.your still my sister!
16:25 Thu 17th Jul 20081 answer, last by fagidill 19:02 Fri 18th Jul 2008
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men

q. why are men so bad at sex and driving. a. because the bsatards pull out with no thought of who else might be coming.
14:24 Wed 18th Jun 2008
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bbc

bbc reported that petrol stations will start playing porn movies at their pumps,so you can see someone else getting f@cked at the same time as you.
17:33 Fri 06th Jun 2008

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