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moonraker558

Moony has a spot of Trouble

On a senior citizen bus tour, the driver was surprised. While the passengers were unloading to do some sightseeing, one elderly lady stopped and whispered in his ear, "Driver, I believe that I...
23:10 Sun 20th Mar 201134 answers, last by ttfn 01:38 Mon 21st Mar 2011
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NazNomad

Where's Ummmm?

Have the inmates got her suspended again?
20:18 Sun 20th Mar 2011172 answers, last by mccfluff 11:54 Mon 21st Mar 2011
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seekeerz

fao - ttfn

Hi ena and everyone else - has there been any news from welshyorkie ? Have just blundered out of bed and onto here [where else] xx
22:38 Sun 20th Mar 201110 answers, last by boxtops 07:23 Mon 21st Mar 2011
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DTCwordfan

Mrs Moonraker goes to the Doctors

And takes in Mr Moonraker. The Doctor gives him the once over and then says, "Mr Moonraker, we need a urine sample, a stool sample and a semen sample." Mr Moonraker turns to our beloved Mrs...
22:30 Sun 20th Mar 20114 answers, last by ttfn 23:41 Sun 20th Mar 2011
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mollykins

What you think is yuck

What foods do you think are disgusting but many other people adore? (don't get it mixed up with my other one about foods only you like - yes i'm bored) I hate the flavour of most meats and gravies and...
21:10 Sun 20th Mar 201177 answers, last by mollykins 17:17 Mon 21st Mar 2011
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moonraker558

3 AB ladies pt3

TTFN, Bobbisox, were sitting in Alba’s kitchen reminiscing about old times. TTFN recalls shopping at the greengrocers and demonstrates with her hands the length and girth of a cucumber she could...
21:32 Sun 20th Mar 20113 answers, last by ttfn 23:08 Sun 20th Mar 2011
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ttfn

Mrs Moonraker Drags Her Hubby

to the tailors to have a new suit made for him. They are waiting behind another couple to be served. The tailor has taken the other chaps measurements and then asks what size zip would sir like? Sir...
22:26 Sun 20th Mar 20117 answers, last by moonraker558 22:34 Sun 20th Mar 2011
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moonraker558

I've lost my nerve now.

2 old ladies are having a chat in the cafe. one old lady says to the other "Did you come on the bus?" the other old lady says "yes, but I managed to make it look like an asthma...
22:16 Sun 20th Mar 20118 answers, last by askyourgran 22:21 Sun 20th Mar 2011
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moonraker558

TTFN & Mamya

TTFN & Mamya were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a Flower Show was in progress. TTFN leaned over and said to Mamya, "Life is so damn boring; we never have any fun...
21:58 Sun 20th Mar 201111 answers, last by mamyalynne 22:13 Sun 20th Mar 2011
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mollykins

What The Funicular

For a few minutes I kept hearing this kind of muffled noise that kind of sounded like someone in the garage or next door using an electric drill for a few seconds at a time, every 10 or 20 seconds. I...
21:20 Sun 20th Mar 201186 answers, last by mollykins 10:26 Thu 24th Mar 2011
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docspock

Good deed for the day, again.

An elderley lady neighbour called this morning quite distressed. She had arranged for a firm to lay vinyl flooring in her lounge and kitchen to replace the old carpeting. Being a park home the floor...
21:21 Sun 20th Mar 201135 answers, last by trt 16:05 Tue 22nd Mar 2011
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moonraker558

Bless Them.

Two sweet little old ladies were standing outside their nursing home having a smoke when it started to rain. One lady pulled out a condom with the end cut off, pulled it over her cigarette, and...
20:51 Sun 20th Mar 20114 answers, last by ttfn 21:29 Sun 20th Mar 2011
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grahamr888

One more, sorry!

86d) Resistance (8) ?R?C?I?N
21:11 Sun 20th Mar 20114 answers, last by grahamr888 21:16 Sun 20th Mar 2011
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moonraker558

Three AB ladies pt2

Three AB ladies named BOBBISOX, TTFN, and ALBA were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation, when a flasher approached from across the park. The flasher came up to the ladies, stood right...
04:11 Sun 20th Mar 201112 answers, last by ttfn 20:50 Sun 20th Mar 2011
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docspock

Something to bore you on a quiet Sunday evening

My son-in-law can finish off the tiling. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCZsTMootF8...
20:41 Sun 20th Mar 201110 answers, last by anneasquith 22:20 Sun 20th Mar 2011
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NoMercy

The Sunday Dinner Thread.

Sunday: the best day of the week. :-) We're going to look out for a nice gastropub on the drive back to mine and I'll do the cooking tomorrow (Paella of Salmon, Jumbo Prawn and Red Snapper). I have a...
11:19 Sun 20th Mar 201158 answers, last by jubieanna 20:15 Sun 20th Mar 2011
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redhelen

Oh its gone

Where has Roachfords thread gone?
19:50 Sun 20th Mar 201119 answers, last by ttfn 20:12 Sun 20th Mar 2011
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AB Editor

I hope you're still being excellent to each other

Morning All, There has been some minor social scuffles recently, and I'd like to remind you of one of Confucius' most famous sayings: Be Excellent To Each Other...
11:29 Thu 17th Mar 2011122 answers, last by ttfn 19:52 Sun 20th Mar 2011
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dotty.

Ed can I have a scrolling banner headline on a thread the way you have on your Bill and Ted thread?

please?
19:07 Sun 20th Mar 20119 answers, last by AB Editor 12:08 Tue 22nd Mar 2011
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Lie-in King

FAO m'ladyalex

Please accept my apologies for jumping in all the time! I do post the "full clues, etc" message when I think to, but it can get quite tedious... ♥ X L-i K...
17:38 Sun 20th Mar 201145 answers, last by ttfn 18:39 Sun 20th Mar 2011

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