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ttfn

What are the chances?

To do my bit for charity (too unfit to enter any marathon) I have agreed to donate 50p for every single ABer who posts on this thread. The operative word here is 'single' - if anyone posts more than...

joggerjayne

Dyslexic Staff

My friend is happy to employ dyslexic staff. It all started when he sent his P.A. a memo telling her to ... ... sack his cook....

ttfn

Reasons to be cheerful

I believe I have made some good pixel mates on Chatterbank

vibrasphere

inspired by ttfn

I just want to say "i love you guys"...

NoMercy

Good Versus Bad.

Tell me something good and bad about your day.

janzman

One unfulfilled dream....

....Given no restrictions on wealth or health,is there anything you'd really like to do in your life before its too late that you havent already done.For me there's only a couple and the're pretty...

boxtops

Dear Ed - Maypole avatar for May 1, please?

Dear Ed, As it took a few mins for the St George flag to be posted as the AB avatar for 23 April, please may I ask early that we can have a maypole for Sunday May 1? That would be lovely - very...

NoMercy

Poorly Pooch

My dog was sick earlier today in the garden and there was a fair bit of grass in there. He's been slow and listless today and when I gave him one of his favourite biscuits just now, he spat it out. He...

bobjugs12

Celebs vs Industrial Wood Chipper

If you could feed any individual celebrity into a wood chipper feet first who would it be? For me i'd have to superglue the N-Dubz crew together then chuck them in I'd also like to see Piers morgan...

smurfchops

What would you do if Gordon Brown tried to shake your hand ?

Well ?

ttfn

Hi Ed

Do us all a favour and just hit britney with something really heavy will you?

cupid04

avatars.

Have any Abers got more than one avatar. I'm sure one or two of you have changed avatars since they were first introduced.

yogi-bear

Which cartoons did you used to watch when you were a child and do you still sneakily watch them now, if on the tv?

My cubs are watching Top Cat now on Cartoon Network Too.........i used to love Top Cat when i was a nipper....and Dastardly and Muttley, Scooby Doo etc ....do you still love cartoons and if so, which...

vivandorron

Is it me who's too foxy.?!!!

Yesterday I saw a fox which was limping as it passed through my garden. Then this morning at about 7.30am I looked out of the bedroom window and saw the very same fox lying prostrate on my lawn and...

askyourgran

My marriage is fine............

said Alex Curren, So Steven Gerrard either has a better agent than John Terry and Tiger Woods, or the press has got it wrong. And she is not dating another footballer from Derby. Alex (27) hits out at...

sandyRoe

Doctors.... Why haven't I seen one for years?

A surgeon who cut off a patient's testicle by mistake has been struck off the medical register. Dr Sulieman Al Hourani was supposed to take out a cyst on the patient's right testis but instead he...