I think we should have an AB calendar for 2012 with all proceeds going to charity. The calendar would feature 12 male AB'ers in the nuddy. To preserve their modesty they could each have one...
I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a grave. As I was standing there I noticed 4 grave diggers walking about with a coffin, 3 hours later and they're still walking about with it. I...
I was driving this morning when I saw an RAC van parked up. The driver was sobbing uncontrollably and looked very miserable. I thought to myself...................................... ‘that guy's...
what have you got on your feet right now? turn your head to the right, what can you see? did you have a shower this morning? all very exciting questions to get your brain cells working. moi? - nothing...
I bought 2 items in Tesco earlier costing £6.34. I gave the girl 7 pound coins. On my receipt it said I had tendered £40 and received £33.66 change. How could she confuse £7...
..in every day life. I was in California,it was (unsurprisingly)a hot sunny day.I was in my car stopped at traffic lightsI looked to my left and caught this sight....a female maybe mid-late twenty...
For fish. not talking about offers, just fish for dinner. 2 pieces of cod please. Sorry no cod, then I will have haddock, sorry no haddock.Then what have you got in white fish. Answer, salmon and...
Those who know me will know its been sleepless nights for me for a while! Do u think my doc would give me ONE tablet for one nights decent sleep? Mabye to kick start me again!!? I dt want to depend on...
Blooming conjunctivitus I'm out of golden-eye ointment and optrex, Would a salt-water solution with cotton wool do? I've not used cotton wool for ages and forget if it sticks. The salt-water solution...
has become a daddy. Mum and baby girl are fine (Wee soul was 4 1/2 lbs) There's worse things than a baby so I thought some good news might be welcomed (If teenagers becoming parents are good news,...