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William51

841 to 860 of 1994

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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Sunday already, the days are whizzing by. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? My friend in NI will be calling...
04:23 Sun 30th Oct 202274 answers, last by ZebuSanctuary 08:34 Sun 30th Oct 2022
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Khandro

Women Submariners

Is a submarine a sensible place for women? https://www.barrons.com/articles/uk-navy-probes-claims-of-sexual-harassment-on-submarines-01667039406...
14:30 Sat 29th Oct 202258 answers, last by davebro 17:50 Sun 30th Oct 2022
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Shaglene

A Mole..............

I've just been to the hospital to have a mole removed from my ***. I won't be screwing one of them again.
14:49 Tue 25th Oct 20222 answers, last by William51 08:13 Sat 29th Oct 2022
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Shaglene

Pets..............

Thanks to the people that said that it was fine to allow your pets to sleep in your bed. My goldfish is now dead......
14:39 Wed 26th Oct 20223 answers, last by William51 08:10 Sat 29th Oct 2022
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Rondy

Two Priests

Two priests are off to the showers late one night. They undress and step into the showers before they realize there is no soap. Father John says he has soap in his room and goes to get it, not...
13:05 Thu 27th Oct 20222 answers, last by William51 08:06 Sat 29th Oct 2022
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jaffa19471

Joke

Booked a table for me and my missus last night. How Was I to know she couldn't play snooker.
07:25 Thu 27th Oct 20228 answers, last by Khandro 07:54 Sat 29th Oct 2022
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jaffa19471

Joke

Quit my job working in the helium factory. I wasn't going to be spoken to like that.
07:30 Thu 27th Oct 20225 answers, last by William51 07:43 Sat 29th Oct 2022
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Canary42

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https://ibb.co/gjvr1n6...
19:31 Thu 27th Oct 20222 answers, last by emmie 07:42 Sat 29th Oct 2022
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Liz273

Missing Vowels Prsndcns

phrases missing vowels
21:05 Fri 28th Oct 20225 answers, last by Tuvok 07:35 Sat 29th Oct 2022
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Ken4155

We Can But Hope This Has Some Detrimental Effect On The Traffickers

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/sunak-and-macron-vow-to-make-channel-migrant-route-completely-unviable/ar-AA13tyKt?ocid=msedgntp&cvid=2da98c1214d94401a2f2dd58defa2fef...
12:50 Fri 28th Oct 20227 answers, last by William51 07:22 Sat 29th Oct 2022
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wolf63

What Is Art?

Doing voluntary work in a Charity bookshop is fun, a couple of weeks ago I was flicking through an art book and found paintings that a one-year-old Gorilla could better any day. I just decided that I...
16:51 Fri 28th Oct 202214 answers, last by Paigntonian 00:10 Sun 30th Oct 2022
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DarceyK123

Do You Think This Is Rude?

Daughter was booking a tea party for her sons birthday in a local Cafe which is now hosting them. The proprietor ask what was the name. Her married name is Hogg, the woman started laughing and said...
22:42 Fri 28th Oct 202250 answers, last by Peter Pedant 17:27 Sat 29th Oct 2022
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Shaglene

Winter Time...........

The clocks go back this weekend. I'm setting mine to 1940 when this country had some guts........
17:57 Fri 28th Oct 20229 answers, last by ZebuSanctuary 07:59 Sat 29th Oct 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Saturday and the weekend starts here. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have any plans for today? I am meeting a friend for coffee which will...
03:25 Sat 29th Oct 202269 answers, last by rich47 11:08 Sat 29th Oct 2022
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Chipchopper

You Do The Math's

A teacher asked her class of seven-year-olds: "If I had 6 apples in one hand and 4 in the other, other, how many apples would have"? Little Johnny Was first to raise his hand, and says"very big hands,...
06:48 Sat 29th Oct 20226 answers, last by ZebuSanctuary 09:52 Sat 29th Oct 2022
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1ozzy

Larry,,

,, is a tad worried https://ibb.co/whbDGJ7...
06:46 Sat 29th Oct 20224 answers, last by emmie 06:49 Sat 29th Oct 2022
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1ozzy

Well,,

,, that didn't last long. Thanks to the over zealous moderation....
06:38 Sat 29th Oct 20224 answers, last by William51 06:41 Sat 29th Oct 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I've started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes. It's all about raisin awareness....
06:18 Fri 28th Oct 202213 answers, last by Khandro 06:51 Sat 29th Oct 2022
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mushroom25

£10 Fine For Nhs No Shows

fair enough i guess given the numbers involved - https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-11360847/Number-missed-GP-appointments-hits-highest-YEAR.html now, can the government bring some sanction to...
13:38 Thu 27th Oct 202242 answers, last by THECORBYLOON 11:45 Fri 28th Oct 2022
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Khandro

The War In Ukraine

'Russia’s invasion of Ukraine will cost the global economy $2.8 trillion in lost output by the end of next year—and even more if a severe winter leads to energy rationing in Europe.' With the outlook...
22:12 Wed 26th Oct 2022116 answers, last by Spicerack 08:03 Fri 28th Oct 2022

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