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Don't Bite My Head Off ...

but did Liz Truss move into Downing Street where Boris and Carrie once lived? And will she have to go through all the moving upheaval again now?

zabado

I guy looks in the mirror one day and see's a zit in the middle of his bald head.The next day it's got bigger and has change to a pale green colour. The next time he looks it's grown four little legs...

Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me, it means a lot....

Rondy

Supermarket

A little old lady went to buy cat food. She picked up three cans, but was told by the cashier: "I'm sorry, but we can't sell this to you without proof you have a cat. Too many seniors are buying cat...

Rondy

Doctor

A man was getting married to a doctor's daughter. At the wedding reception, the father of the bride stood to read his toast, which he had scribbled on a piece of scrap paper. Several times during his...

Canary42

Dad Joke Of The Year

The Conservative Party.

Mozz71

This Made Me Chuckle.

Kermliz the frog. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xLj3j_N-l38...

Bobbisox1

Goodbye Liz

Now what?

nero2024

Wow Wish I'd Have Been There, I Think

https://www.itemfix.com/v?t=9llk04...

calmck

Harry Dunn

Saccoolas admits to causing death by dangerous driving

Tilly2

There's A Lot Going On

isn't there? What mundane things are happening in your life at the moment?...

ToraToraTora

Ok Who Are We Backing Then?

...I'm going with Penny...again!

pimplyteen

I Will Let You Have A Laugh On Me.

I have a nice, tiled kitchen floor, in the summer it's nice and cool but the winter months it soaks up all the heat from the radiators and very cold even through your slippers. So yesterday I bought...

FatticusInch

Protesters Daub Van Gogh Painting With Tomato Soup

https://news.sky.com/story/just-stop-oil-protesters-throw-tomato-soup-over-van-goghs-sunflowers-masterpiece-12720183 Jeezus! I don’t know which I’m more mad at, these morons doing what they did or...

Vagus

A Kind Of Serious Question

Why would anyone want to be prime minister at the moment, or even in the last couple of years? I really can’t fathom it, it’s a thankless task, even a poisoned chalice, the stress must be unbelievable...

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What Is The Conservative Party In Power To Achieve?

as truss seems likely to backpedal on her right-wing mini-budget this afternoon the party looks too divided to actually agree on anything despite having a huge majority… apart from brexit, what do...

Canary42

Our Stupid Judiciary At It Again

No doubt if it was an unemployed single mother stealing £15 for food for her child then off to jail she would go. But the rich as usual, get away without jail in spite of stealing thousands. “I told...

FatticusInch

How Long Will Truss Last?

In light of everything that’s happening, how much longer will the Parliamentary Party tolerate her? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-63251965 From that link: A government that has barely begun...

emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Thursday and the days are marching on. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? I have pest control visiting 12-3pm...

Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I've got a friend who has fallen in love with two school bags. He's bisatchel....

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Don't Bite My Head Off ...

Green Frog.

Dad Joke Of The Day

Supermarket

Doctor

Dad Joke Of The Year

This Made Me Chuckle.

Goodbye Liz

Wow Wish I'd Have Been There, I Think

Harry Dunn

There's A Lot Going On

Ok Who Are We Backing Then?

I Will Let You Have A Laugh On Me.

Protesters Daub Van Gogh Painting With Tomato Soup

A Kind Of Serious Question

What Is The Conservative Party In Power To Achieve?

Our Stupid Judiciary At It Again

How Long Will Truss Last?

Good Morning Early Birds

Dad Joke Of The Day

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