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William51

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roadman
Four candles please You mean fork handles? No four candles - have you seen my electric bill...
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nailit
Now that The Queen has died, 1) For how much longer will currency (or stamps for that matter) with the Queens portrait remain valid? 2) How soon after a Monarchs death will new currency (Or stamps) be...
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barney15c
Would the Royal Mail and the Post office already have prepared notes and stamps in the image of Prince Charles, in readyness of the Queens passing.
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Rondy
The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican , and because they are the seven dwarfs, they are immediately ushered in to see the Pope. Grumpy leads the pack. 'Grumpy, my son,' says the Pope, 'What can I do for...
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brian j john
has the actual time of death been announced...
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emmie
morning, Wednesday midweek and the days are going fast, I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? I have a food delivery to...
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FatticusInch
If reports are correct. https://news.sky.com/story/liz-truss-prime-minister-live-updates-picks-cabinet-boris-johnson-12593360 Seriously?! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMyLqOFgirc&t=6s Kerrist on a...
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Rondy
Yesterday my daughter e-mailed me again asking why I didn't do something useful with my time.......... Like sitting around the pool and drinking wine is not a good thing. Talking about my "doing...
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Rondy
Three Foxes were all caught by the leg in t farmers snares( sorry about this but they were English, Scotish and Irish). The sound of hounds coming toward them sparks them into action. The English fox...
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Gingerbaker
Is it worth sharpening a potato speed peeler or just getting a new one?
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abbeyleigh
Basically I got an interview as a Receptionist on Thursday hoping I will smash it and be successful. These are not new dresses so not spending more money...
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Chipchopper
" This fish looks and smells so old, it is practically prehistoric, what is it?" Fishmonger: "Coelacanth Sir"...
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Canary42
I knew something had gone wrong on The Tube when I heard the driver on his radio saying, "Euston, we have a problem"...
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Rondy
While making his rounds, a doctor points out an x-ray to a group of medical students. "As you can see," he says, "The patient limps because his left fibula and tibia are radically arched." The doctor...
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William51
Hello. Donate?, who to?. I have not seen any request for donations?. Please give a plea and reason for any donations, and i will respond....
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tiggerblue10
https://twitter.com/PubityIG/status/1565940573550170115?t=UYv2rPFOP85JDbkXovmvnw&;s=19 ;o)...
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Sqad
Leicester will be looking for a new manager tomorrow.
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Barmaid
Many on here often asked after ASBO, my naughty ginger cat. He was hit on the road today and died in my arms. He was 16. My heart is broken....
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abbeyleigh
Last time I had a driving lesson last week didn't go down well I kept forgetting the manoeuvre of 2 meters from another car and my instructor thought it was short term memory due to medication I...

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