A new Marine Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the African desert. During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asks the...
I was in Asda yesterday, this thick *** was on the check-out, face like a slapped bottom and all the charisma of a half eaten sausage. I came to pay, I had only bought milk and bread but had no...
An Englishman an Irishman and a Welshman were in a pub, talking about their sons. My son was born on St George's Day," commented the English man. "So we obviously decided to call him George." "That's...
A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bust line forty four"....
England v Germany, in a final, at Wembley! A mixture of expectation, hope, trepidation - and trying to find the best way to make a few bob:-) I sincerely hope the Lionesses win, and i believe they can...
Good news for my mate from the hospital. He had a bang on the head and thought he was a Shetland Pony and lost his voice and could only say neigh, neigh. The doctors say his voice is coming back but...
I live in the SE. I only have free view but I keep having to retune, all to no avail. I've lost several channels, they'll no doubt come back, but it is so annoying
Boris now faces fresh claims that he wanted to appoint his father Stanley Johnson as an ambassador to the , COP 26 Climate change summit.Lord Goldsmith requested the appoinment on behalf of Boris, but...
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the bushes and hopped around the crashed car. The...
If and when the grain ships leave the ports in Ukraine, Putin will blow 1 or 2 to bits, then state afterwards, they must have accidentally hit some mines. It wasn't us.
A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the...
The first year student had just gotten a beat up old VW Beetle from his parents. He took it for a spin but misjudged the curve and overturned the car directly between the house of Mr. and Mrs. Smith...
