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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I set my son the task of learning the alphabet in Morse code. He came to me after a few hours and said "did it Da Da"...
05:33 Fri 29th Jul 20226 answers, last by William51 15:40 Sat 30th Jul 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

Jokes about feet are corny, but jokes about eyes are cornea.
05:14 Sat 30th Jul 202217 answers, last by piggynose 15:37 Sat 30th Jul 2022
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Bazile

Fao Buenchico

I understand you used to be in the will writing business . 1. Can you recommend a good DIY will kit ? 2. Can you recommend a good will writing company ?...
15:00 Sat 30th Jul 20224 answers, last by schippiegalette 18:01 Sat 30th Jul 2022
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Rondy

Cheltenham Race

Riding the favourite at Cheltenham, a jockey was well ahead of the field. Suddenly he was hit on the head by a turkey and a string of sausages. He managed to keep control of his mount and pulled back...
14:48 Sat 30th Jul 20221 answer, last by William51 15:09 Sat 30th Jul 2022
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William51

Have You Got Rain?.

It is a steady light rain here in Norfolk, the first for a while. Have you got any?....
10:22 Sat 30th Jul 202233 answers, last by Maydup 16:34 Sat 30th Jul 2022
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poorclare

Printing

Hi folks, all of a sudden my printer will not print from my laptop, cannot think of what I've down, it works an hour ago. Any ideas folks. Thanking you...
08:15 Sat 30th Jul 202210 answers, last by William51 14:37 Sat 30th Jul 2022
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gness

Odd Behaviour

Beautiful evening so I went to sit outside, enjoy a nightcap and gaze at the stars. A fox came running up and started to nibble my shoe! We feed many wild animals, birds and passing walkers in the...
21:35 Thu 28th Jul 202213 answers, last by William51 14:31 Sat 30th Jul 2022
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katlyon6

Post Office Banking

i put a cheque in envelope at pist office to put in bank and forgot put payslip in envelope what will happen
19:10 Fri 29th Jul 202211 answers, last by twix123 17:43 Sat 30th Jul 2022
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Gromit

Are Sanctions Failing Or Worse Still, Helping Putin ?

There is evidence that sanctions are having no effect on Russia. The collspse of the Rouble was widely predicted and expected. In reality the Rouble is the best performing currency in 2022 and rising...
08:54 Sat 30th Jul 202268 answers, last by ichkeria 11:52 Tue 02nd Aug 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Monday and the start of the working week for some of you. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have any plans for today?...
03:17 Mon 25th Jul 202254 answers, last by Smowball 14:59 Mon 25th Jul 2022
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FatticusInch

Glue Protesters In Italy

Their glue is either very ineffective or they have a high pain threshold?! https://news.sky.com/video/share-12657625 Conversely, if they use really good stuff just close off that section of the...
14:53 Sat 23rd Jul 202216 answers, last by bhg481 08:00 Sun 24th Jul 2022
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fender62

Hock And Flatulence

a little light relief or cramps...nurse. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11041055/Father-stopped-farting-ate-ham-roll-market-five-years-ago-sues-200k.html...
14:26 Sat 23rd Jul 202210 answers, last by Old_Geezer 16:41 Sat 23rd Jul 2022
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choux

Sole Surviving Battle Of Britain Pilot

Well worthy of a post for Group Captain John Paddy Hemingway, aged 103. Shot down twice and still with us. https://www.virginmediatelevision.ie/player/show/2236/0/0/News-at-7 10 mins 30 in...
14:59 Sat 23rd Jul 202235 answers, last by 1ozzy 06:53 Mon 25th Jul 2022
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abbeyleigh

Is It Ok If I Wash My Hair Twice?

My hair still seems to have shampoo in it and abit wet from weather earlier is it OK to wash again or shall I leave it?
18:03 Fri 22nd Jul 202218 answers, last by William51 10:34 Sat 23rd Jul 2022
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douglas9401

Is It Okay To Wash My Nuts Twice?

Once never seems to get all the salt off.
18:59 Fri 22nd Jul 202224 answers, last by tiggerblue10 09:50 Sat 23rd Jul 2022
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Paigntonian

Is It Ok If I Wash My Hands Twice?

The bar of soap doesn't tell me. I'd be grateful for your thoughts.
18:33 Fri 22nd Jul 202213 answers, last by smurfchops 10:20 Sat 23rd Jul 2022
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gulliver1

Comeuppance.

Rishi Sunak is claiming that current evidence suggests, The Tory Party would suffer defeat at the next G/E if Liz Truss is made PM....... I suggest The Tory Party will suffer a Huge defeat at the next...
13:40 Fri 22nd Jul 202281 answers, last by Bazile 09:35 Sat 23rd Jul 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

The CEO of IKEA was elected president of Sweden this week. He's still assembling his cabinet....
07:10 Fri 22nd Jul 20227 answers, last by Patsy33 09:50 Fri 22nd Jul 2022
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pimplyteen

I'm Confused

Some say Boris was lying, some say he was forgetting, some say he didn't know. Can we clear this up once and for all. Could all the above have been " A Special operation"? :0)...
15:55 Wed 20th Jul 202220 answers, last by William51 07:14 Fri 22nd Jul 2022
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dave50

Why Is It Now Going To Take 6 Weeks For The Membership To Vote For The New Tory Leader?

It should only take a couple of weeks for them decide surely. They need to get a move on.
20:21 Thu 21st Jul 202222 answers, last by William51 06:55 Fri 22nd Jul 2022

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